Farnham, Surrey, England Superthread

[Alisaura]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Rapelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Ireland, Island
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Piece of Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin
170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Salty Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. KhanadaRhodes is awesome, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. I'm feeling quite Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas amd its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley's Birthday, Indiana
184. Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Condom, Gers, France

There are actually several Farnhams in the UK, and in other parts of the world, but the one in Surrey has the biggest Wikipedia entry.

Farnham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Then there's this other Farnham, of course, with a much messier article...

John Farnham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
... who just so happens to have been born in Dagenham, Essex.

 

[liamcool]

WOOT! FARNHAM~!

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Galeongirl]

oh right, I mean :fuckyeah:

 

[liamcool]

:kneepain:

 

[Axver]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,011
User Name Posts
Axver 128
bono_212 94
KhanadaRhodes 70
coolian2 69
partygirlvox 64
Babydoll 61
The Sad Punk 51
Galeongirl 46
Irishteen 45
WildHoney 43
RegularBonoFan 42
bono_man2002 38
mysterious_jen 38
Angela Harlem 33
Alisaura 30
waynetravis 26
the tourist 26
cinnaminson 25
liamcool 23
GirlsAloudFan 17
Lemonchick 15
elevated_u2_fan 7
Varitek 6
phanan 5
Zootlesque 3
Its Britastic! 3
bonosloveslave 2
thatsnotmypuppy 1

:lights a candle for the 228 that never made it:

 

[Axver]

I like how the thread title kind of looks like "Farnham, Sorry" out of the corner of my eye.

And he wasn't even born in Australia?

 

[liamcool]

Hey, Ax, ever listened to your entire music library on shuffle? *is 80 songs into listening to his entire iPod on shuffle after a day and a half of listening*

 

[Alisaura]

This coming Tuesday, in fact! MU Student Union Online - Gigs + Events - Tripod

Going to skip work?

*sorely fucking tempted*

Too much public lighting...

I like how the thread title kind of looks like "Farnham, Sorry" out of the corner of my eye.

And he wasn't even born in Australia?

Nope, he and his family came out here when he was 10 years old. He apparently lost his pommy accent in record time!

*knows far too much about him*

 

[Axver]

Hey, Ax, ever listened to your entire music library on shuffle? *is 80 songs into listening to his entire iPod on shuffle after a day and a half of listening*

Yep, and it sucks. I'm no fan of the shuffle feature.

 

[Galeongirl]

damn, that results thread has SO MANY errors, and the guy doesn't even give a shit when people point them out..
#25 Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me 1435 points, 34 votes Batman & Robin Soundtrack

Batman and Robin? WTF? >< Batman Forever!

#73 Mercy 425 points, 11 votes Not Released Yet

err... it's been released, as a B-side

I'm not even going to mention the rest


why can't I post quick replies anymore??? when I hit post it just doesn't work

 

[Angela Harlem]

haha awesome.

i think i'm going to make hay..

night mutants!!

 

[Axver]

*sorely fucking tempted*

Too much public lighting...

Go ooooonnn. It'll just be a very extended lunchbreak.

Nope, he and his family came out here when he was 10 years old. He apparently lost his pommy accent in record time!

*knows far too much about him*

I bet 17 year old Ali was posting on the Farnham equivalent of Interference.

 

[Galeongirl]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,011
User Name Posts
coolian2 69
:

Hee


why do I always have such a low postcount.

 

[liamcool]

Yep, and it sucks. I'm no fan of the shuffle feature.

I'm only 83 songs in. Out of 4614. XD

NP: There She Goes Again - The Velvet Underground. One of the few VU songs I like. *sigh*

 

[Axver]

damn, that results thread has SO MANY errors, and the guy doesn't even give a shit when people point them out..
#25 Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me 1435 points, 34 votes Batman & Robin Soundtrack

Batman and Robin? WTF? >< Batman Forever!

Ha, I didn't notice that. Personally, I'd have listed it as a non-album single.

#73 Mercy 425 points, 11 votes Not Released Yet

err... it's been released, as a B-side

Unless something has happened in the 2 hours since I last checked EYKIW, no it hasn't.

 

[Axver]

G'night, Anna!

why do I always have such a low postcount.

Because you're just not postwhoring it up enough!

 

[liamcool]

Going to bed too, my knee is UNBELIEVABLY SORE. XD

NP: IQ - Out Of Nowhere

 

[Alisaura]

haha awesome.

i think i'm going to make hay..

night mutants!!

Bye!

Go ooooonnn. It'll just be a very extended lunchbreak.

I bet 17 year old Ali was posting on the Farnham equivalent of Interference.

I wasn't. I didn't meet the internet until I got to uni, and I was over the worst of my Farnham fangirlishness by then... no, I was a paid up and proud member of the JF official fan club. I still have the newsletters somewhere. I made pen pals, too.

why do I always have such a low postcount.

Quality over quantity...

Because you're just not postwhoring it up enough!

That's your answer to everything...

 

[Alisaura]

Going to bed too, my knee is UNBELIEVABLY SORE. XD

NP: IQ - Out Of Nowhere

Seeya Liam... hope your knee stops being a bitch.

 

[Axver]

See you, Liam.

And to reply to GG2 from the last thread:

you're right. The dumb idiots who don't speak english go on holidays to spain(where there's a huge dutch vacation area in the Costa Brava) or France, and they're surprised when people there don't speak dutch, when they don't speak english too they're in trouble. Retards.
We go to France too, but other parts, and my parenst and I speak French fluently, and my mom speaks Spanish, so we can talk to people in the countries themselves. Most friends we make there are French or Spanish instead of Dutch!
And ofcourse all the foreigners here don't speak english, they don't even speak fucking Dutch and it's NOT a priority of our government. the latest thing is that they get a coupon to follow ARABIC lessons cheaply, WHILE THEY DONT FOLLOW DUTCH LESSONS! and then claim that arabic is needed for muslim women to get a job here... while you're in Holland... and nearly no employer speaks arabic...

right.

Why the hell do they expect people to speak Dutch in FRANCE? It's not even a neighbouring country!

Wow, you're fluent in French too? That's awesome.

Trust governments to have entirely peculiar priorities. Here, we just need decent English education! It appals me how badly some people speak. You'd never guess it's their native language ...

 

[Galeongirl]

Ha, I didn't notice that. Personally, I'd have listed it as a non-album single.



Unless something has happened in the 2 hours since I last checked EYKIW, no it hasn't.

because you don't live in the US.
it's been the bside of ABOY there, or so I've always heard.


ok now interfernece is being a bitch... I tried to quick reply, it said I had to wait 2 more seconds, and now there's no post! WTF?

 

[Axver]

I wasn't. I didn't meet the internet until I got to uni, and I was over the worst of my Farnham fangirlishness by then... no, I was a paid up and proud member of the JF official fan club. I still have the newsletters somewhere. I made pen pals, too.

You know you want to. Work can wait. Free gigs don't.

Hah, that's even better!

That's your answer to everything...

It's a GOOD answer too.

 

[Galeongirl]

See you, Liam.

And to reply to GG2 from the last thread:



Why the hell do they expect people to speak Dutch in FRANCE? It's not even a neighbouring country!

Wow, you're fluent in French too? That's awesome.

Trust governments to have entirely peculiar priorities. Here, we just need decent English education! It appals me how badly some people speak. You'd never guess it's their native language ...

cause they're idiots?

French, German(tho I forgot most of it), English, Dutch... I speak bits of italian, swedish and latin(tho it's only reading I've done)


governments fail either way, tho, to make it a little bit better, our prime minister is NOTHING compared to Bush.

 

[Galeongirl]

G'night, Anna!



Because you're just not postwhoring it up enough!

teach me how to be a proper postwhore please?

 

[Axver]

because you don't live in the US.
it's been the bside of ABOY there, or so I've always heard.


ok now interfernece is being a bitch... I tried to quick reply, it said I had to wait 2 more seconds, and now there's no post! WTF?

No, you're thinking of Fast Cars (the Jacknife Lee mix, to be precise). I have the Canadian edition of the ABOY single. It wasn't released as a commercial single in the US, only a radio single. Mercy remains unreleased. Check U2Wanderer if you don't believe me! (I have most of that memorised as well as U2gigs.)

Interference is working fine for me ...

 

[Alisaura]

You know you want to. Work can wait. Free gigs don't.

Foul tempt...er!

Though god knows they probably owe me some time after this week.

It's a GOOD answer too.

*rabbiting on about Africa over Streets intro*
Axver: THEY'RE NOT POSTWHORING ENOUGH!!!
...

 

[Irishteen]

Guys I'm in a crappy mood now

I just came from a meeting on the exchange programme and apparently there's only one place available in Toronto this year

 

[Galeongirl]

No, you're thinking of Fast Cars (the Jacknife Lee mix, to be precise). I have the Canadian edition of the ABOY single. It wasn't released as a commercial single in the US, only a radio single. Mercy remains unreleased. Check U2Wanderer if you don't believe me! (I have most of that memorised as well as U2gigs.)

Interference is working fine for me ...

then why does the mercy I have downloaded from somewhere have the tag BsideABOY(US)?

weird shite

Jacknife Lee Remix of Fast Cars


it must be Bill Gates again, meddling with my pc!

 

[Alisaura]

Guys I'm in a crappy mood now

I just came from a meeting on the exchange programme and apparently there's only one place available in Toronto this year

Still, go for it! You won't get it if you don't even try.