Lila64
Blue Crack Distributor
Confucius Says...
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit
War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Don't sweat petty stuff, and don't pet sweaty stuff.
Support bacteria - may be only culture some people have.
Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not very sanitary.
To prevent hangover stay drunk.
I'm sure you all know some sayings
enjoy!