'Lot of women here tonight, that's good. i like women, my mom's a woman, that helps. you know one cool thing about women? women get to have platonic friends.... "he's my pal, he's my bud, he's my platonic friend, i love him like a brother, he's my bud, he's my platonic friend." men don't have platonic friends. we just have women we haven't fu
ed yet. i mean we've got some platonic friends. i've got some, but they're allll by accident. every platonic friend i got is someone i was tryin' to f
k... made a wrong turn somewhere... and ended up in the friend zone... "oh no... i'm in the friend zone." women keep platonic friends forever. why? 'cause you never know. they get rid of girlfriends every week, but they keep them platonic friends around forever... why? 'cause ya never know. you know what a platonic friend is to a woman? a di
k in a glass case. in case of emergency, break open glass. and fellas, if your woman has platonic friends, that's who she'll be fu
ing when you mess up. that's right. it's going to happen to you. you know the next man to f
k your woman. you've met him, he's been in your house, he ate your food, he drank your wine... and he shall betray you.