Bono being knighted

[caragriff]

chris martin hates black kangaroos, too. all kangaroos, actually. just like bono.

 

[U2Man]

well chris martin wants to be bono. so thats hardly surprising.

 

[Axver]

Except Chris Martin thinks koalas are kangaroos.

 

[U2Man]

he wants to put tape on their little paws.

 

[corianderstem]

I'll send two-foot tall Bono over to talk some sense into Chris Martin.

zzzzzzzzzappppp!!!!

There he goes!

 

[caragriff]

I'll send two-foot tall Bono over to talk some sense into Chris Martin.

zzzzzzzzzappppp!!!!

There he goes!

um, 2 foot tall bono is watching the super bowl with me. prince got all rained on!

what do you have - 2 foot tall bono clones ??

 

[corianderstem]

Well shit, the secret's out. I have a duplicator.

And an army of two-foot tall Bonos.

I could tell you what small country we're invading tomorrow, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[caragriff]

no way. i'd join you!

 

[Axver]

I have an army of two and a half foot Edges from the future. Your army of Bonos stands no chance!

 

[corianderstem]

Very good.

The two-foot tall Bono on your couch is ordained to swear you in as a member of the army. If you are prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice, tell him the secret password:

Kumquat

 

[corianderstem]

I have an army of two and a half foot Edges from the future. Your army of Bonos stands no chance!

Your army of Edges has inadequate army boots and they will never survive the harsh winter where the battle will be held.

Unless you can recruit and train an army of kangaroos by dawn, you will never win.

 

[caragriff]

damn i am so confused right now.

you and axver fight it out and i'll run off with the army of 2-ft. tall bono's.

 

[corianderstem]

Eh, my army of Bonos would probably run away upon seeing the awesome power of the Edges.

If only Bono had been knighted by now, then they would have stood a chance!

 

[Axver]

Your army of Edges has inadequate army boots and they will never survive the harsh winter where the battle will be held.

Unless you can recruit and train an army of kangaroos by dawn, you will never win.

I live in Australia. Do you really think that's going to be much of a challenge?

 

[corianderstem]

Depends on how well you can train them overnight.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Mwahaha, I have the secret weapon - 3 foot Larry and an army of echidnas!!!!!!!!!

 

[corianderstem]

I feel like I've inadvertently started some sort of bizarre role-playing game.

 

[Axver]

Depends on how well you can train them overnight.

Why do I need to train them? I already have an army of trained kangaroos. Plus another one of dingoes.

 

[corianderstem]

Don't let those dingoes eat any of those little Edges and Bonos, now.

 

[Axver]

Don't let those dingoes eat any of those little Edges and Bonos, now.

Oh, I don't need to worry about that. You should start worrying though. They have a taste for coriander.

 

[corianderstem]

Oh dear.

Will the army of Edges accept our unconditional surrender?

 

[Axver]

Oh dear.

Will the army of Edges accept our unconditional surrender?

Yes. We like the sweet smell of victory.

 

[corianderstem]

Eh, the Bonos needed some comeuppance.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, time their egos got deflated, they were starting to pollute the atmosphere and make global warming worse.

 

[love2bmama]

Wow, I don't know what you guys have been smoking....err.... drinking, but I'll take 2!

 

[corianderstem]

A stiff glass of boredom.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Can I have a mini-Adam and an army of dropbears?

 

[corianderstem]

No.

As if!

 

[Tiger Edge]

 

[corianderstem]

That's really frightening.