***Austin Powers chat up lines.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's just not going to suck itself is it?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???