"We reckon we are gonna' keep a tight lid on this one." says local sheriff Ben Huckabee. "We've been keeping the President safe here in Crawford and I don't intent to let a bunch of long haired, peacenik, dope smoking, Catholic Sunday school teaching lefty's wreck our beautiful town. We got the fire power to keep the place quiet…real quiet"
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