50 to 1 - The Greatest Movie One Liners

[cobl04]

I was just watching this show on TV, here in Oz, but I missed 50 and 49 So if by any rare chance someone else watched it, please post them. I think one of them may have been "Houston... we have a problem" from Apollo 13. But here's tyhe list, starting at 48.

1. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke
2. "Yeah baby" - Austin Powers
3. "Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface
4. "We're on a mission from God." - Blues Brothers
5. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws
6. "Who ya gonna call?" - Ghostbusters
7. "Good morning! And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!" - The Truman Show
8. "Nobody puts baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing
9. "Have you ever danced with the devil in the plae moonlight?" - Batman
10. "At my signal, unleash hell." - Gladiator
11. "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been a somebody." - On the Waterfront
12. "I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic
13. "Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys." - Dead Poets Society
14. "Smokin'!" - The Mask
15. "Bring out the gimp." - Pulp Fiction
16. "Please Sir, I want some more." - Oliver Twist
17. "Yo Adrian!" - Rocky
18. The music from Psycho
19. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Silence of the Lambs
20. "Good morning Vietnam!" - Good Morning Vietnam
21. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" - Sexttete
22. "They're here..." - Poltergeist
23. "I feel the need. The need for speed!" - Top Gun
24. "You're terrible, Muriel." - Muriel's Wedding
25. "I am not an animal! I am a human being!" - The Elephant Man
26. "The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club." - Fight Club
27. "I'll be back." - Terminator
28. "Wax on, wax off." - Karate Kid
29. "Tell him he's dreaming." - The Castle
30. "E...T...phone home..." ET
31. "That's not a knife. That's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee
32. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - The Wizard of Oz (I thought it would be "there's no place like home")
33. "I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense
34. "Life's like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're going to get." - Forest Gump
35. "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver
36. "May the force be with you." - Star Wars
37. "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!" - Braveheart
38. "Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
39. "Bond. James Bond." - Various Bond movies
40. "Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry
41. "Go ahead. Make my day." - Sudden Impact
42. "Show me the money." - Jerry Maguire
43. Various from Casablanca, including - "Here's looking at you kid." "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship."
44. "I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Mey Sally
45. "You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men
46. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
47. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now
48. "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind
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[bono_212]

That list is much better than the top 100 movies quotes list...which...sux

 

[LPU2]

Personally, I like "Whiskey....all you want."

 

[LPU2]

..or even better: "He's a man! We wrestled" from Barton Fink.

 

[Lancemc]

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Fucking classic.

But they's desperately missing

"There are two kinds of men in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig." - Blondie from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

 

[Canadiens1131]

Every other line of dialogue from Slapshot.

"I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.

I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick. "

 

[Chizip]

Smokin' from the Mask is the 14th best line ever? Really?

 

[sulawesigirl4]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

That would have to be on the list, imho.

 

[BluRmGrl]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

That would have to be on the list, imho.

"STOP saying that!!!"

One of my favorites, ever - the movie, that is. I couldn't possibly pick a favorite line from that one... there are soooo many!

 

[Mr. BAW]

Heaven Can Wait....Julie Christie to Warren Beatty....she looks dreamingly into his eyes and asks....

"Are you the quarterback?"

 

[sulawesigirl4]

"STOP saying that!!!"

One of my favorites, ever - the movie, that is. I couldn't possibly pick a favorite line from that one... there are soooo many!

"Inconceivable!"

"As you wish"

"I will always come for you."

'Fezzick, are there rocks ahead?'
'If there are, we'll all be dead!'
'No more rhymes now, and I mean it!'
'Anybody want a peanut?'
'Gah!!

"He's only mostly dead"

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."

 

[BluRmGrl]

"I do not think that means what you think it means."

"To blaaave', which means 'to bluff'."

"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Liiii -arrrrr! Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!!!"

"Bow down, bown down to her... Queen of Filth. Queen of Rubbish. Queen of Putrescence!"

And let's not forget: "Wuv, twue wuv, is what bwings us togever today."


Ok - I totally did not mean to highjack COBL's thread with a Princess Bride quote-athon. This will be me from now on:

 

[Irvine511]

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

 

[LMP]

Nothing from Caddyshack? and the lamest line from Ghostbusters?

...come on!

 

[yolland]

Not all exactly one-liners, but...

"That's a big chicken."

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads...Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality."

"Have I got one, uh, well no--but, I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom; in fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant'--"
"Well, why don't you?"
"--but they...well, they cannot, 'cause their church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages and the domination of alien Episcopal supremacy."

"It's people...Soylent Green is made out of people!"

"First of all, quit grinning like an idiot--Indians ain’t supposed to smile like that...get stoic! You got to look like a warrior, you got to look like you just got back from killing a buffalo--"
"But our tribe never hunted buffalo; we were fishermen--"
"What! This ain't 'Dances With Salmon', you know! And second, you can’t be talking as much as you do, you got to have some mystery, you got to look like you have secrets, you know--like you’re in a secret conversation with the earth or something...you don’t talk, you just nod your head. See! Now, that makes you look dangerous."

 

[cobl04]

Smokin' from the Mask is the 14th best line ever? Really?

Oh come on It was huge at the time. Classic.

and the lamest line from Ghostbusters?

Yeah, there's better ones. Funnily enough "who ya gonna call?" was not even in the movie. It's only in the theme song.

No "Yes I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." ???

 

[Screwtape2]

But they's desperately missing

"There are two kinds of men in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig." - Blondie from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

The list is also missing: "People like that have something inside. Something to do with death." Cheyenne from Once Upon A Time In The West.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

"First of all, quit grinning like an idiot--Indians ain’t supposed to smile like that...get stoic! You got to look like a warrior, you got to look like you just got back from killing a buffalo--"
"But our tribe never hunted buffalo; we were fishermen--"
"What! This ain't 'Dances With Salmon', you know! And second, you can’t be talking as much as you do, you got to have some mystery, you got to look like you have secrets, you know--like you’re in a secret conversation with the earth or something...you don’t talk, you just nod your head. See! Now, that makes you look dangerous."

good call, yolland! Smoke Signals is such an awesome movie and that exchange was one of my favorites.

"Hey Victorrrrrr!"

 

[Hewson]

Every other line of dialogue from Slapshot.

"I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.

I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick. "

"They oughtta cut the uniforms a little higher on the thigh, show some more ass"

"Nipples as hard as little rocks"

"Puttin' on the foil coach"

"I'm trying to listen to the f*ckin' song"

And the best of the best:

"Ogletorpe?"

 

[fly so high!]

I was just watching this show on TV, here in Oz, but I missed 50 and 49 So if by any rare chance someone else watched it, please post them. I think one of them may have been "Houston... we have a problem" from Apollo 13. But here's tyhe list, starting at 48.

1. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke
2. "Yeah baby" - Austin Powers
3. "Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface
4. "We're on a mission from God." - Blues Brothers
5. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws
6. "Who ya gonna call?" - Ghostbusters
7. "Good morning! And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!" - The Truman Show
8. "Nobody puts baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing
9. "Have you ever danced with the devil in the plae moonlight?" - Batman
10. "At my signal, unleash hell." - Gladiator
11. "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been a somebody." - On the Waterfront
12. "I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic
13. "Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys." - Dead Poets Society
14. "Smokin'!" - The Mask
15. "Bring out the gimp." - Pulp Fiction
16. "Please Sir, I want some more." - Oliver Twist
17. "Yo Adrian!" - Rocky
18. The music from Psycho
19. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Silence of the Lambs
20. "Good morning Vietnam!" - Good Morning Vietnam
21. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" - Sexttete
22. "They're here..." - Poltergeist
23. "I feel the need. The need for speed!" - Top Gun
24. "You're terrible, Muriel." - Muriel's Wedding
25. "I am not an animal! I am a human being!" - The Elephant Man
26. "The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club." - Fight Club
27. "I'll be back." - Terminator
28. "Wax on, wax off." - Karate Kid
29. "Tell him he's dreaming." - The Castle
30. "E...T...phone home..." ET
31. "That's not a knife. That's a knife." - Crocodile Dundee
32. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - The Wizard of Oz (I thought it would be "there's no place like home")
33. "I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense
34. "Life's like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're going to get." - Forest Gump
35. "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver
36. "May the force be with you." - Star Wars
37. "They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!" - Braveheart
38. "Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
39. "Bond. James Bond." - Various Bond movies
40. "Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry
41. "Go ahead. Make my day." - Sudden Impact
42. "Show me the money." - Jerry Maguire
43. Various from Casablanca, including - "Here's looking at you kid." "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship."
44. "I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Mey Sally
45. "You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men
46. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
47. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now
48. "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind
    [/list=1]

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   I watched this the other night! And the Appollo 13 is the one missing i don't know the other one......this is hard! The list should actually be going the other way from 50 to 1, being 1.Gone with the wind!

 

[fly so high!]

I got it......I got it!!!!!!!

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" - Wall Street

 

[CTU2fan]

"They oughtta cut the uniforms a little higher on the thigh, show some more ass"

"Nipples as hard as little rocks"

"Puttin' on the foil coach"

"I'm trying to listen to the f*ckin' song"

And the best of the best:

"Ogletorpe?"

Trouble with Slap Shot is, the greatness is in dialogue, rather than single lines. Although it's tough to beat "Here's to all that gorgeous snatch down in FLA"

"Piss on Eddie Shore! Piss on old time hockey! We're LOSIN'!"

"Hey Hanrahan" etc etc.

And speaking of hockey films, who could forget "The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Ms. McGill."

Oh and the list is sorely lacking in Monty Python movie lines, too many to list.

Or what about this one:

"Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?"

 

[Hewson]

"Hey Hanrahan" etc etc.

"Suzanne sucks p*ssy"
"Your wife's a dyke, I know, she told me"
"She's a lesbian, a leeesssbiannn!!"

 

[Bono's Doll]

My fave movie line is the one you stand in to get popcorn.

 

[Canadiens1131]

"They oughtta cut the uniforms a little higher on the thigh, show some more ass"

"Nipples as hard as little rocks"

"Puttin' on the foil coach"

"I'm trying to listen to the f*ckin' song"

And the best of the best:

"Ogletorpe?"

 

[YBORCITY]

BADGES?!?!? We don't need no stinking Badges

'scuse me while I whip this out!!!

Bailiff, whack his peepee

 

[cobl04]

I got it......I got it!!!!!!!

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" - Wall Street

Aah, good work! Jeez we're great us Aussies.

 

[Canadiens1131]

There's no crying in baseballlllllll!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That reminds me of another good one from a baseball movie:

Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself!

 

[BonosBaby12]

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

One of the best ever! So many memorable lines in that movie

"I could be bleeding out of my eyes and you would still make me go to school".


Non Ferris lines:

Nobody puts baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the plae moonlight?" - Batman