The male lion is quite possibly the coolest motherfucker on the planet. He is gorgeous to behold, has a roar that will rattle your soul, huge paws, a big tail, and a flowing mane that basically says "look at me, im the shit".
He can sleep for hours on end, and then several more, just because he can. He doesn't do a damn thing he doesn't want to do. He is the king of his kingdom, the ruler of his pride. He commands respect from his harem of lionesses and little cubs who want to grow up and be just like him.
When he is hungry, he waits for dinner to be "prepared". The lionesses will go and catch a fresh kill, for which he will be the first to eat. Don't fuck with him or make him roar! When he's not busy eating or sleeping, he might be horny. All he has to do is bite the lioness on the back of the neck and she knows what time it is.
The male lion is truly king of beasts. An awesome and amazing spectacle and anomaly if there ever was one. You could gaze upon him for hours or days and he could care less. He is better than you and you know it.
Achtung Baby is the musical equivalent of the African male lion. Absolute perfection from start to finish...bar none. Everything else falls short.