elevated_u2_fan
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morning ladies
It's snowing like a bi-atch up here
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It's snowing like a bi-atch up here
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Morning all.
So you made it into work today, elfa? Have fun getting home!
It's pretty bad here.
yes, but, in all the alls why the heck would a poundstretchin rubberheadin 80s punk vippy arse kitted out in chainsh*t dude be the only one to like, kinda notice me?
oh gawd no no no pet, usually you get some bloke called Ned who wears a funky shirt and jeans sort of sprawled at the bar waiting to be served while anything with boobs comes up and stands next to him waiting to and yep Ned WILL jump into the conclusion that talking a lot of bollox to the girl while pissed is thee way he may or may not get laid that night, or else he may leave with a sore eye, and in the end, Ned will never learn his lesson.
right?
*jumps onto VP and knocks her onto the ground for a rollalong hug!*
Hi Drea,
Did you watch any of that game last night? At least they made a game of it I suppose but Boston seems to be the team to beat in the East so far this season.
oh no, these guys are into wholesome women who have perfect hairstyles and are maybe playing or singing in a band themselves, wear dresses, have beautiful full bosoms and are femine 24/7!
Well anyway last night this plonker prob thought I was checkin him out and I wasnt, he was like a fascinating balloon with a head like a surprised shaved arse and a facial expression on it made out of pins, ya know? very strange, considering his female mate starting butt-humping his front as I was leaving the area.
and so, this other place, band playin - AWESOME! (bands from here, like), and many of the guys at these places are SO my type, but I have to blend in. I cover my flesh see, I have a wee body. neither a girl, nor a woman. oh VP these guys are HOT! I swear I left my tongue in there last night!