Shuttlecock! Part V - Helping 'cock across the road like a little old lady

[Dalton]

Dude you gotta brush him. And get that petromalt shit.

He gets brushed. He eats good canned food. He gets gel on his paw. I think he does it just to piss me off.

 

[impy13]

That fat, lying sack of shit.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He gets brushed. He eats good canned food. He gets gel on his paw. I think he does it just to piss me off.

they'll do that... Like I said, I have one that shits on the floor when he's displeased, I'll trade you.

 

[Sicy]

He gets brushed. He eats good canned food. He gets gel on his paw. I think he does it just to piss me off.

Are you giving him enough attention?

My neighbors cat pisses everywhere when he doesnt get enough attention.

Cats can be needy sometimes.

 

[No spoken words]

Ok, so I read a "review" of the album in some WTAHAN thread, and it was translated from another language. But the translation left a tad to be desired. I don't really know what

"Once the starting of the song has begun, The Edge unreveals his glorious chimes of progression, unleashing a sonic mystical dream that chokes the listener with it's good time smell. Bono then signs up for the fray with a falsetto croon that seduces the pigeons and makes hearts bump around in the sonics. Larry and Adam discuss a backbeat ergo Motown's classic days of double time howling and rum. The middle portion featuring a Brian Eno galaxy time warp of the melt, with cascading baloons of hawaiian punch exploding all over the frets."

means.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Ok, so I read a "review" of the album in some WTAHAN thread, and it was translated from another language. But the translation left a tad to be desired. I don't really know what

"Once the starting of the song has begun, The Edge unreveals his glorious chimes of progression, unleashing a sonic mystical dream that chokes the listener with it's good time smell. Bono then signs up for the fray with a falsetto croon that seduces the pigeons and makes hearts bump around in the sonics. Larry and Adam discuss a backbeat ergo Motown's classic days of double time howling and rum. The middle portion featuring a Brian Eno galaxy time warp of the melt, with cascading baloons of hawaiian punch exploding all over the frets."

means.

you made that shit up

 

[impy13]

That sounds like a pretty fucking good song.

 

[No spoken words]

you made that shit up

Of course I did, but it's definitely representative of what I read.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Of course I did, but it's definitely representative of what I read.

you're just as bad as Boner!

 

[No spoken words]

you're just as bad as Boner!

I LYED

zomg

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i loled

 

[No spoken words]

I might write some more reviews, I actually just cracked myself up re-reading that post.

 

[LJT]

Some people seem to have real issues with the Bono/eyeliner dealey...I really can't have an opinion since i've done it myself

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I might write some more reviews, I actually just cracked myself up re-reading that post.

I dare you to set up a fake site and post it in WTHAN... make sure to include lots of Cockplay references

 

[No spoken words]

Some people seem to have real issues with the Bono/eyeliner dealey...I really can't have an opinion since i've done it myself

Here's my main issue with the eyeliner:

I don't give a flying fuck. Call me crazy, but all that matters to me is how the music sounds.

 

[Dalton]

Are you giving him enough attention?

My neighbors cat pisses everywhere when he doesnt get enough attention.

Cats can be needy sometimes.

I have a 15 month old daughter that I like more.

 

[Sicy]

I dare you to set up a fake site and post it in WTHAN... make sure to include lots of Cockplay references

 

[No spoken words]

I dare you to set up a fake site and post it in WTHAN... make sure to include lots of Cockplay references

Oh, no, I'm not looking to rile those psychos up. Just looking to amuse myself, and if I have to use interference as a personal comedy conduit, then so be it.

 

[Sicy]

I have a 15 month old daughter that I like more.

I think that's probably the problem then. Cats get jealous too.

 

[Dalton]

Here's my main issue with the eyeliner:

I don't give a flying fuck. Call me crazy, but all that matters to me is how the music sounds.

I agree. The cock has been around for 30 years. It's probably time to admit that Bono can be annoying.

 

[impy13]

if I have to use interference as a personal comedy conduit, then so be it.

I've been doing it for nigh on four years.

 

[Sicy]

Here's my main issue with the eyeliner:

I don't give a flying fuck. Call me crazy, but all that matters to me is how the music sounds.

qft.

 

[No spoken words]

I've been doing it for nigh on four years.

Me too.

 

[Dalton]

I think that's probably the problem then. Cats get jealous too.

Don't fret. She gives them all the attention they can handle. I'll upload some pics later.

She wakes up in the morning and her first words are, "Where's Mow? Where's she?"

 

[Sicy]

Don't fret. She gives them all the attention they can handle. I'll upload some pics later.

She wakes up in the morning and her first words are, "Where's Mow? Where's she?"

Awww.

 

[No spoken words]

Don't fret. She gives them all the attention they can handle. I'll upload some pics later.

She wakes up in the morning and her first words are, "Where's Mow? Where's she?"

Is Mow her spirit guide?

 

[Sicy]

Can you upload a pic of yourself as well so I can finally have some photoshop fun after 7 years.

 

[No spoken words]

Can you upload a pic of yourself as well so I can finally have some photoshop fun after 7 years.

"He's not man enough!"

 

[impy13]

I prefer to not know Dalton's true identity. For the same reason I don't want to know a whole lot about Lance's Mom. I know enough as it is.

 

[BoMac]

Can you upload a pic of yourself as well so I can finally have some photoshop fun after 7 years.

This.

Yet another reason why I won't post my photo here.