Salome
you are what you is
Dhoni is trying to outdo Cook in the inane captaincy area .... and he's miraculously successful.
I'm on the same side. It's an absolute fucking joke that he wasn't selected. You can't ignore that sort of form, you just look like an idiot with an axe to grind. I recall Dan Smee being in the anti-Hughes camp, but I'm not sure even he could be against Hughes' inclusion.
Zimbabwe performed reasonably well in their first Test in nearly a year. Playing South Africa they got 256 in the first innings, led by Brendan Taylor's 93, and bowled SA out for 397. John Nyumbu, on debut, took 5/157 and two bowlers had economy rates under two. Zimbabwe batted stoically at times in the second dig. Vusi Sibanda made 45 off 111 in over three hours, nightwatchman Don Tripiano made five off 63, but they collapsed from 2/98 to 7/124. Richmond Mutumbami (43 off 69) and Nyumbu (13 off 52) stalled the inevitable before they were rolled for 181. SA won by nine wickets, with debutant offie Dane Piedt taking 8/152 for the match and proving that SA don't have to pick a cunt as shit as Imran Tahir.
Ah. Well then I apologise unreservedly. It was probably Smith that we argued about.
It says something that even I don't entirely resent Smith's place in the team now.
Twatto, on the other hand...
against SA A?? Cricinfo says 144.
The one knock on him was his record away from home
31 in Aus, 36 in Eng, 28 in NZ, 28 in SA.
Also cruelly his average, because of his first innings failure, dips below 50.