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a wise man once told me,
__________________'Conserve toilet paper, use both sides' take it to heart, my friends, take it to heart |
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Re: Re: Got a tip?
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Liquor before beer....never fear
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don't pee into the wind
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If you feel sick to your stomach, bite your tongue. The pain sensation (that you can control) distracts from your queasy stomach.
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When having a drink at the bar, sprinkle a little salt on top of the coaster or napkin....this will prevent the paper from sticking to the bottom of the glass or bottle....
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dont piss in the drain
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always look before crossing your mother in law
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Dont go to the toilet without reading material!
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if you want to avoid big bills at a vet avoid owning retrievers, short snout dogs & bulging eye dogs [bulldogs, boston terriers, shit zuh etc...], german shepards
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If you want to avoid having an injured pitbull never bring it near me
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if you want to avoid being injured by a pitbull, dont bring it near you^
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Don't visit Tucson, AZ without a reason when the average temp. reads 106 degrees..............:stillsweatin'itoutat 9pm:
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get caller id
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get the fastest internet connection that you can
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when doing laundry, don't mix reds with whites
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