"Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm operating my automobile? Don't you know everyone needs to drive, even the very tall? This is the largest automobile that I could afford"
*pulls down 'haha' boy's pants and makes him walk down the road*
"Look, it's the boy who laughs at everyone!"
Crowd: "HA, HA! HA, HA!"
(I just love it when bullies get what they deserve!)