Big Brother UK 2005...

[Aardvark747]

*squirts the hose at u, not realising ur upset*

Oh PaintedRoses....I didnt know like!

 

[{paintedroses}]

Schoolboy error Aardvark

 

[Tilli]

She's right - you lose man points for that.

 

[Aardvark747]

Dit dit dit dar dar dit, dit dit dar dar dit.

Sorry.

 

[karls77]

SHUT IT, ZIP IT, LOCK IT AND THROWAWAY THE KEY!!

 

[Aardvark747]

(best Leeds/Gangsta voice)


Err - NO!

 

[karls77]

I'd pull paintedroses, she's my cup of tea, she's "textbook"

 

[{paintedroses}]

YOU ARE DOIN MA HEAD IN !! (northern irish accent)

 

[Aardvark747]

*lays on the bed, pushing his cowbow hat several times*

I just wanted ppl to think, Aardvark's a nice guy and he's being genuine, that's all!

 

[{paintedroses}]

I'd pull paintedroses, she's my cup of tea, she's "textbook"

 

[{paintedroses}]

*lays on the bed, pushing his cowbow hat several times*

I just wanted ppl to think, Aardvark's a nice guy and he's being genuine, that's all!

Massive

 

[Aardvark747]

STOP HOYING THINGS OVER US!!!

 

[{paintedroses}]

*starts singing power ballads at top of voice*

 

[Tilli]

Will somebody tell my housekeeper to fetch my Babara Streisand CD's.....

 

[Aardvark747]

^^

Dont touch me if I dont want to be touched!!!

 

[Tilli]

Easy..

 

[karls77]

Wooaahhhh.... Aardy...... I know you've had a bit to drink today but you really need to put that wine bottle away!

 

[{paintedroses}]

Crazy and mad... CRAD!

 

[Tilli]

Oh my... he's taking the wine bottle out onto the lawn....

 

[Aardvark747]

Wooaahhhh.... Aardy...... I know you've had a bit to drink today but you really need to put that wine bottle away!

*drunken slurs...*

Nah fuck it, i'm gonna go and sit down on the grass

 

[{paintedroses}]

*horrified expression on face as tries to tear eyes away*

 

[Aardvark747]

*horrified expression on face as tries to tear eyes away*

But can't quite tear the eyes away eh?

 

[karls77]

Crazy and mad... CRAD!

He was on Radio 1 this morning. You should have heard him talking about visiting radio antennas. He was well into it!

 

[{paintedroses}]

But can't quite tear the eyes away eh?

Its like a car crash.. you don't want to look but you can't stop yourself

 

[karls77]

Hmmmm..... getting a bit bored here at work. Anyone fancy a drunken snog in the pool?

 

[Aardvark747]

He was on Radio 1 this morning. You should have heard him talking about visiting radio antennas. He was well into it!

King of Crawley!

 

[{paintedroses}]

He was on Radio 1 this morning. You should have heard him talking about visiting radio antennas. He was well into it!

Aw dammit I should really get up earlier.. Eugene

 

[Aardvark747]

Hmmmm..... getting a bit bored here at work. Anyone fancy a drunken snog in the pool?

Will I do?


Come on, pucker up!

 

[karls77]

Will I do?


Come on, pucker up!

Hell, why not! Just don't talk about the size of my "member".

 

[Aardvark747]

*dives under water for the record breaker!*