BonoFox1
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How do you suppose Bono gets so thin???
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SpaceOddity
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BonoFox1 said:
Whoa whoa whoa... What? I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.
Sorry to say, but those are some of the most unflattering pictures of Bono I've ever seen. Not exactly "droolworthy" in any sense of the word. But hey, that's just me. LOL.
BonoFox1
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^^^ so he gained a little bit of love weight...he is entitled ..after all he was on vacation and having the time of his life..looks like he lost some of the weight these days...
I think he looks huggable like a big teddy bear!
I think he looks huggable like a big teddy bear!
redhotswami
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Or he could've been impregnated by aliens...
Gluey
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He looks 'real' and 'relaxed' yum yum
CMM
War Child
Someone leaked Bono's super-secret exercise regime to me!
First, he starts off by jogging five laps around the ellipse. (It's actually been set up in a special warehouse in Dublin.) They found out last tour the Heart wasn't so safe for him to jog around, what with that sharp turn at the bottom and all. He'd kinda miss the turn and OOP! right off the stage. He didn't like having to have spotters there, that's why they did an ellipse, told him to get over the "good for his heart ON the heart" thing he was going for.
Next, he crunches.... Numbers. 10 reps of 100. Sometimes the square root of 548. Y'know, Africa numbers.
He does box. A lot.
Mostly his old pairs of sunglasses he thought he lost. "Oh, here they are!" *puts them in a box*
Last, he has a cool down with walking.... on water.
First, he starts off by jogging five laps around the ellipse. (It's actually been set up in a special warehouse in Dublin.) They found out last tour the Heart wasn't so safe for him to jog around, what with that sharp turn at the bottom and all. He'd kinda miss the turn and OOP! right off the stage. He didn't like having to have spotters there, that's why they did an ellipse, told him to get over the "good for his heart ON the heart" thing he was going for.
Next, he crunches.... Numbers. 10 reps of 100. Sometimes the square root of 548. Y'know, Africa numbers.
He does box. A lot.
Mostly his old pairs of sunglasses he thought he lost. "Oh, here they are!" *puts them in a box*
Last, he has a cool down with walking.... on water.
redhotswami
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Carek1230
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CMM said:Someone leaked Bono's super-secret exercise regime to me!
First, he starts off by jogging five laps around the ellipse. (It's actually been set up in a special warehouse in Dublin.) They found out last tour the Heart wasn't so safe for him to jog around, what with that sharp turn at the bottom and all. He'd kinda miss the turn and OOP! right off the stage. He didn't like having to have spotters there, that's why they did an ellipse, told him to get over the "good for his heart ON the heart" thing he was going for.
Next, he crunches.... Numbers. 10 reps of 100. Sometimes the square root of 548. Y'know, Africa numbers.
He does box. A lot.
Mostly his old pairs of sunglasses he thought he lost. "Oh, here they are!" *puts them in a box*
Last, he has a cool down with walking.... on water.
BonosBaby12
ONE love, blood, life
CMM brilliant!
JCOSTER
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Walking on water is alot harder than you think....
Bug
War Child
It really isn't healthy to gain weight then lose it quickly.
Your body gets all confused and your metabolism can go a bit nuts.
He should just get to a heathly weight then stick to it.
Your body gets all confused and your metabolism can go a bit nuts.
He should just get to a heathly weight then stick to it.
MadDaisy
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I volunteer to be Bono's personal assistant to make sure he sticks to a healthy diet (cooked by moi) and exercise (very closely supervised )
muahahahaha
) muahahahaha
BonosBaby12
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MadDaisy said:I volunteer to be Bono's personal assistant to make sure he sticks to a healthy diet (cooked by moi) and exercise (very closely supervised
Your hands will be so full that I volunteer to help you out with this tough job
CMM
War Child
JCOSTER said:Walking on water is alot harder than you think....
Nah.
You just have to know where the rocks are.
;-)
Pamelakellett
Refugee
BonosBaby12 said:
Your hands will be so full that I volunteer to help you out with this tough job
As a qualified nurse I will have to supervise both of you to ensure that my care plans are been followed correctly
However I will have total responsibility for the weighing and measuring of the whole band
BonoFox1
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gluey said:
OMG!!! Gluey, is your avatar a Bono bellybutton???
Gluey
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BonoFox1 said:
OMG!!! Gluey, is your avatar a Bono bellybutton???
What makes you say that?....
BonoFox1
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^^^ Cause I think I recognize the belly button
Gluey
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Well done BonoFox-san...you have passed ze test....hehehe.....Is there a 'Bodyparts Anonymous' group anywhere....ooh I could just stick my finger into that bellybutton..... 
bonocomet
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BonoFox1 said:^^^ Cause I think I recognize the belly button
I certainly recognized it.
*reason #17 for posting this picture*
Gluey
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Sprung.....damn fine specimen isn't it......
BonosBaby12
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Omg Gluey do you know how long I have been trying to figure out what the hell your avatar is?!
redhotswami
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gluey, thanks to your avatar, i hardly pay attention to what you post anymore, and i get stuck for awhile...
much like Shannon's sig
much like Shannon's sig
BonosBaby12
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redhotswami said:gluey, thanks to your avatar, i hardly pay attention to what you post anymore, and i get stuck for awhile...
much like Shannon's sig
Oh snap!
. I wish I could make my sig move in slow motion You know I wouldn't mind being Bono's personal trainer have a few ideas on what exercises he could do
DreamOutLoud13
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Okay, I must admit that I too recognized the Bono bellybutton in Gluey's av straightaway. I'm definitely Bono-obsessed
BonosBaby12
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DreamOutLoud13 said:
Ok you know someone else besides me better own up soon that they DIDN'T recognize it right away!
lol. Am I losing my touch with my Bono obsession? 
Rachel D.
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Those fat Bono pics are really freaking me out! 
bonocomet
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He was not fat
He was pleasantly plump
He was pleasantly plump
BonosBaby12
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bonocomet said:He was not fat
He was pleasantly plump
Exactly! Made you want to grab a hold of him and just squeeze him hard
Gluey
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redhotswami said:gluey, thanks to your avatar, i hardly pay attention to what you post anymore, and i get stuck for awhile...
much like Shannon's sig
Is it wrong that I suffer the same problem with myself....I go to read my posts, and I find myself staring dreamily at my avatar too....hmm glad you like it!
