Lemon Grrrrrl
New Yorker
: So the other day I was riding on a beautiful white horse. To my left, a drop off. To my right were several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of me were four large gazelles that wouldn't get out of my way and I couldn't seem to overtake them. Behind me was a stampede of horses. And do you know how I got out of this highly dangerous situation?
: You were drunk on the carousel again, weren't you, Bono?
: Whoa - that Jedi stuff is great - look guys, I can make cellophane float in the air and glow!
*sorry - I have no clue what Adam is doing!!!!!