No idea where this one came from, so:
Adam: You here for the tour? Yeah? EDGE! The reporters from Mad Scientist Monthly are here for the basement tour!
Edge: *Fumbling*…I’m busy! You do it, Adam!
Adam: Oh, uh, okay…erm, well, this here is his attempt at a Dalek, though right now it’s Bono’s ‘thinking box’ for when he does something stupid…he’s in it a lot, actually. I think he’s in it now…Bono, you in there?
Bono: *From inside ‘Dalek’* Feck off, Adam!
Adam: *Points to shelf* And this is his time machine, that’s some gadget he says’ll be the beginning of something called the ‘internet’…don’t ask me. *Turns around* And that thing Larry’s dropped behind the tumble dryer is….erm…what’s it again, Edge?
Edge: Lardence you’ll break it you eejit!
Larry: I said I’m sorry! I’m only trying to help!
Edge: Well sorry doesn’t cut it when you’ve dropped the remote control that can activate seven isolated nukes positioned across the globe down the back of a washing machine where it’s being chewed at by rats!
Adam: Oh yeah, it’s a remote that can activate seven isolated nukes positioned across the globe.
Bono: It’s actually a tumble dryer, Edge, not a washing machine.
Edge: You just keep quiet and think about what you did at last night’s gig, y’hear?
Bono:
Adam: Yeah, I’d say, as a band, we get along really well. No problems or big fallouts so far, so…yeah. Thanks for coming.