Miroslava said:
Nice try.
Bacardi case has been cancelled. And not only that, I have put out an embargo on Rum from reaching the islands from now until May. I am going to assume that the entire supply of rum will be gone by the time you reach those shores. Better bring your own.
Hah!
Nice try indeed, but I'm a step ahead of you.
Not only did I have an advance team in place in Hawaii already secure numerous cases of Bacardi, I also had my operatives in Oahu and Maui bury cases of Bacardi on several of the Hawaiin Islands' beaches. They have provided me with encrypted Maps of the crates' locations. Moreover, I have several secret routes of travel by which I can secure the booty (just in case you thought you or your cronies would attempt to hijack the deliveries).
On top of that, I reserved several Hawaii GA tickets from several sources, and have promised them to select fans, contingent upon them also ensuring that Baracrdi is available.
To top matters off, I have contacted several insiders who have already secured the rights to market Bacardi in sooooper seekrit underground "after-hours" nightclub promotions.
On, no
, you cannot stop
this train. Not on your best day, dearie. Not by a longshot.
(in fact, my sources indicate that Bacardi supplies will be so plentiful that cases may actually be available for
under face value. This is because the Barcardi manufacturers have been doing so-called Bacardi-drops at secluded location on the Isles.).
Nice try, sweetheart.