AcrobatMan
Rock n' Roll Doggie
inspired by OK computer track
Dumb monkey in a zoo
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no staring pretty girls
no waiting for emails
not getting surprised
no matter what
not showing who you are
no more vomiting after
doing things you dont want to do
no more faking
waking up before 1 pm
on weekends
coffee no more than
two cups a day
eating eggs without yolk
doing yoga regularly
pumping irons
five days a week
being loyal to your country
informing police of anything suspicious
but not pressing panic button too often
being calm ,cool
appearing sane when
amongst people
being insane when alone
no more talking
when no ones around
no more seeing people
that are not present
shaving beard
at regular intervals
no more breaking promises
making no further promises
not succumbing to blackmails
emotional or otherwise
being ethical in all dealings
always professional at office
no more laughing at poor jokes
admiring appreciating good music
always telling the truth
even when it sinks everything
being happy
always smiling
like a dumb monkey
in a zoo with a banana in hand
- AcrobatMan
Dumb monkey in a zoo
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no staring pretty girls
no waiting for emails
not getting surprised
no matter what
not showing who you are
no more vomiting after
doing things you dont want to do
no more faking
waking up before 1 pm
on weekends
coffee no more than
two cups a day
eating eggs without yolk
doing yoga regularly
pumping irons
five days a week
being loyal to your country
informing police of anything suspicious
but not pressing panic button too often
being calm ,cool
appearing sane when
amongst people
being insane when alone
no more talking
when no ones around
no more seeing people
that are not present
shaving beard
at regular intervals
no more breaking promises
making no further promises
not succumbing to blackmails
emotional or otherwise
being ethical in all dealings
always professional at office
no more laughing at poor jokes
admiring appreciating good music
always telling the truth
even when it sinks everything
being happy
always smiling
like a dumb monkey
in a zoo with a banana in hand
- AcrobatMan
