Varitek
Blue Crack Addict
I am so eating that 2nd cookie, except it makes me sad that then i'll only have 1 more.
the tourist said:
Nah. That's what the backyard is for. Give his neighbors a show.
Varitek said:I am so eating that 2nd cookie, except it makes me sad that then i'll only have 1 more.
make love in your own hand, mother!No spoken words said:You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.
Varitek said:And real life isn't cheating. Only online life. Though I suppose I'm married to two people.
mysterious_jen said:
true they may put money in the mailbox for him !
Axver said:
That would be just past midday for him ... when he's in high school because he's a poor baby ripe for Jen's corrupting ways!
Axver said:
I think Interference is so promiscuous that there is no concept of cheating.
liamcool said:And yeah. What the hell is going on here, kids?
Axver said:
I think Interference is so promiscuous that there is no concept of cheating.
KhanadaRhodes said:
make love in your own hand, mother!
Axver said:
I think Interference is so promiscuous that there is no concept of cheating.
the tourist said:
Nah. That's what the backyard is for. Give his neighbors a show.
the tourist said:
No, they'd just toss it at us. Along with roses.
liamcool said:
Except that you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a box of bananas.
Varitek said:
Clearly he should skip school for us.
liamcool said:
Except that you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a box of bananas.
Varitek said:
Go for the roof.
I don't like Tinto Brass so far.
liamcool said:
Except that you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a box of bananas.
liamcool said:
Except that you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a box of bananas.
No spoken words said:
Share?
No spoken words said:
You meant he could not get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
mysterious_jen said:
lay me down on a bed of roses......
i'm half machine! i'm a monster!No spoken words said:"You should'a stayed with me last night. You could've seen me get some major action. From a major blonde. Who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean."
"I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means."
Varitek said:I don't like Tinto Brass so far.
Axver said:
You just couldn't get laid. Full stop.
KhanadaRhodes said:
i'm half machine! i'm a monster!
coolian2 said:
He couldn't get laid in a brothel with a fistfull of fifties