Headache is on a line for pat down / entry /coat check / bathroom / booze / merch /bathroom again / lighting a candle (prob because of the bathroom) / one more drink / his seat
There are a lot of old church type people who probably come to every event that are here. Folks next to me needed to read the program to know who it was who was speaking.
I'd put good money that the lady sitting in front of me is having an affair with her yoga instructor that she carries on after she drops her kids off at Sidwell.
We're getting hyper local with the jokes here, folks. I've got another 20 minutes to kill.
There's a dude who looks like a Catholic School guidance counselor - the cool one - who I think is the event manager and seems to be in a tizzy about something. I imagine we should be getting started shortly.
A surprising lack of Congressional types, but they may be upstairs.
The guidance counselor type, who definitely tells all his friends that of course he didn't vote for trump even though he did, keeps looking at the door behind me.