kafrun
Blue Crack Addict
Depends Boy
Depends Boy
I'm native american, so I actually know a little bit of what you are going through (I say a little bit cause, really, who gives a fuck about native americans). Everytime there is something in the news dealing with an NA (even if the NA in question is from the SW of the US) I get emails asking for my opinion.
The funniest moment though was when I was in college. We had snuck into these chick's house to play a prank on them, but didn't realize that they had a dog. After we had played our prank, we found ourselves trapped in their kitchen with a big ass great dane between us and the exit. After we'd stood there for a few minutes one of my buddies looks at me and says, "Can't you make that dog go away?"
"How in the hell would I do that," I ask.
"I don't know. Can't you talk to animals or something?"
Yeah, the dumb fuck thought NAs could talk to animals.
I went to a great school.
I'm native american, so I actually know a little bit of what you are going through (I say a little bit cause, really, who gives a fuck about native americans). Everytime there is something in the news dealing with an NA (even if the NA in question is from the SW of the US) I get emails asking for my opinion.
The funniest moment though was when I was in college. We had snuck into these chick's house to play a prank on them, but didn't realize that they had a dog. After we had played our prank, we found ourselves trapped in their kitchen with a big ass great dane between us and the exit. After we'd stood there for a few minutes one of my buddies looks at me and says, "Can't you make that dog go away?"
"How in the hell would I do that," I ask.
"I don't know. Can't you talk to animals or something?"
Yeah, the dumb fuck thought NAs could talk to animals.
I went to a great school.
Did you even try?
So true...
You think I'm not tapping into my full potential?
I just read that the makers of BeaverTails will be serving "ObamaTails" at a tailgate party at the inauguration next week. I think this bodes well for the incoming administration.
Did you even try?
BeaverTails
The best one I ever had was while skating on the Rideau Canal years ago...
BeaverTails
The best one I ever had was while skating on the Rideau Canal years ago...
awesome...
GREENFIELD, Calif. - Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
Police said they only learned of the deal after Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised. The man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.
NBC News' Dara Brown reported that the deal specifically involved 100 cases of Corona beer, 50 cases of Modelo, six bottles of wine, 50 cases of soft drinks and 50 cases of Gatorade.
The 18-year-old intended groom was arrested and charged with statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with the man, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.
Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.
I know I should laugh, but this just makes me want to kill people.
Hopefully my tale of woe will help the little one put her little ones into some perspective.
I'm native american, so I actually know a little bit of what you are going through (I say a little bit cause, really, who gives a fuck about native americans). Everytime there is something in the news dealing with an NA (even if the NA in question is from the SW of the US) I get emails asking for my opinion.
The funniest moment though was when I was in college. We had snuck into these chick's house to play a prank on them, but didn't realize that they had a dog. After we had played our prank, we found ourselves trapped in their kitchen with a big ass great dane between us and the exit. After we'd stood there for a few minutes one of my buddies looks at me and says, "Can't you make that dog go away?"
"How in the hell would I do that," I ask.
"I don't know. Can't you talk to animals or something?"
Yeah, the dumb fuck thought NAs could talk to animals.
I went to a great school.
So you're saying that not only are you easy, but I'm your type. Score.
Heard of it? I practically settled that place myself. Well, I had the help of my animal brothers, of course.