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[Dalton]

Dalton, I forgot to say, your daughter is a gem!

Thank you, dear. I had her laughing like crazy a couple of hours ago. Perfect.

Hey Cori, are you still around?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Thank you, dear. I had her laughing like crazy a couple of hours ago. Perfect.

Hey Cori, are you still around?

I am...

 

[Dalton]

Dammit. Does anyone know how I can post a .pdf on here?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

You want to post the contents of a .pdf?

 

[Dalton]

Cori, you gotta check out this resume. It brings a little tear to my eye.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2274612/Funny-Resume

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2274612/Funny-Resume

It's blocked at my office...

 

[Dalton]

I'm only posting to interrupt the post whore tidal wave.

 

[VintagePunk]

Cori, you gotta check out this resume. It brings a little tear to my eye.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2274612/Funny-Resume

Wow. That is so wrong, on about 80 different levels.

 

[Dalton]

Wow. That is so wrong, on about 80 different levels.

But it made you laugh ...

 

[Dalton]

one more to break up the post whore

 

[VintagePunk]

one more to break up the post whore

Ahhhhhhhh!

I need to either stay away from here for a few days, or learn to keep the PMS in check. I think I'll have more success with the former.

 

[Dalton]

Ahhhhhhhh!

I need to either stay away from here for a few days, or learn to keep the PMS in check. I think I'll have more success with the former.

Let it FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[VintagePunk]

But it made you laugh ...

A few reactions:

1) I wanted to correct the atrocious spelling and grammar

2) I wanted to print a copy of it and burn it in the middle of the pentagram in my satanic temple

3) When I wasn't cringing, I laughed

 

[VintagePunk]

Let it FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[Dalton]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Let's just say that if I were a Mod, I would encourage it.

 

[corianderstem]

Hey Cori, are you still around?

I'm home now - what's up?

 

[Dalton]

I'm home now - what's up?

I posted that resume and cover letter for you. You're in HR right?

 

[BoMac]

Hey Bar. I haven't been around for a while, as a friend suggested I watch Lost. I rented the first season and I've been holed up in my apartment ever since. I've seen 8 episodes so far.

Anything interesting happen today or yesterday?

 

[corianderstem]

I just read that! Oy, is what I have to say.

I'm in HR, but in employee benefits - we have a whole separate staffing area.

I have a friend in Chicago who works in HR and sometimes shares the email inquiries she gets regarding job postings. They're ... interesting. Especially when they email her again asking "Why haven't I heard from you about job????"

 

[Dalton]

I did benefits for awhile.

I once got an resume emailed to me from bigolniggynuts@....com

no kidding.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Hey Bar. I haven't been around for a while, as a friend suggested I watch Lost. I rented the first season and I've been holed up in my apartment ever since. I've seen 8 episodes so far.

Anything interesting happen today or yesterday?

good for you!! this show is addicting as hell.. The show for tonite hasn't aired yet.. but will here on the east coast in about 8 minutes..

 

[corianderstem]

I did benefits for awhile.

I once got an resume emailed to me from bigolniggynuts@....com

no kidding.

Ha ha! I believe it. Every once in a while I'll ask for an email address, and there'll be this embarrassed "um" or a nervous laugh as they try to explain it.

I'm toddling off, maybe back later, depending on if I can haul my ass of the couch.

 

[BoMac]

good for you!! this show is addicting as hell.. The show for tonite hasn't aired yet.. but will here on the east coast in about 8 minutes..

I know! At this rate I should be up to date in about two weeks.

 

[jobob]

Hey Bar. I haven't been around for a while, as a friend suggested I watch Lost. I rented the first season and I've been holed up in my apartment ever since. I've seen 8 episodes so far.

Anything interesting happen today or yesterday?

Hey BonoManiac! This season of Lost is very interesting. I would tell you what happened on tonight's ep, but I'd get my butt kicked by someone somewhere for revealing spoilers.

 

[Thora]

Hey BonoManiac! This season of Lost is very interesting. I would tell you what happened on tonight's ep, but I'd get my butt kicked by someone somewhere for revealing spoilers.

Those of us on the west coast still have a few hours to go until it airs. Cannot wait!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Hola!

My best friend bought us tickets to go see Duran Duran next month! That's gonna be fun!

die plz.

 

[BoMac]

Hey BonoManiac! This season of Lost is very interesting. I would tell you what happened on tonight's ep, but I'd get my butt kicked by someone somewhere for revealing spoilers.

Yeah please don't. I'm still on Season 1!

 

[Thora]

die plz.

Sorry!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Morning Bar Peeps!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]