OUT OF SCOPE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
Permanent Full Time
MATH TUTOR
“Special” Teams – Roughrider Nation
Regina, Saskatchewan
JOB SUMMARY:
Responsible for the direction and coordination of the Special Teams Dept during crucial Grey Cup games. In collaboration with the other Morons (coaches), the Math Tutor facilitates and ensures the delivery of 12 men on the field during field goals. The incumbent is in the hospital after suffering a severe beating at the hands of the Riders rabid 14th Man. This is a leadership role, which requires highly developed problem-solving (counting to 12) and decision-making skills (calling a time-out) in dealing with a variety of idiots.
QUALIFICATIONS:
-Graduate of an approved Kindergarten & current registration with Sesame Street Counting Club.
-Possess or actively working toward a goal of being able to count to 12.
-Having a mouth full of 12 teeth or having 12 toes is a definite asset.
-Excellent communication (Hey buddy, get off the field!!!), interpersonal, leadership (Alright everybody, find your field goal buddy) and organizational skills (Are there only 12 of us out there???)
HOURS OF WORK: 5 seconds once a week.
COMPETITION NUMBER: #09-13 minus 1
ANTICIPATED START DATE: Immediately after the Funeral of Special Teams Coordinator
Compensation package will include a dozen doughnuts (That’s right 13 tasty treats).
The Saskatchewan Roughriders appreciates the interest of all applicants. Only those candidates selected for an interview will be contacted. Residents of Saskatchewan need not apply.