ahhh another year past, another festivus airing of the grievances...
where oh where shall i begin.
--"oh my god what is that song before u2 takes the stage???!?!?! it's so friggin awesome!!! is that u2????"
--"oh my god!!! mercy is the greatest song ever written!!!"
--"dude, you have to see this video i filmed at the last concert"
"oh cool, where can i download it?"
"you can't i'm keeping it for myself... sucker!"
--"i hate that bitch... how come she gets pulled on stage all the time and i haven't gotten pulled on stage once, despite the fact that i gave bono the hunk of gouda cheese that i sculpted in his likness before the show"
--totaltickets.com
--"hey did you hear? bono said he wants to get back in the studio right away!!! maybe we'll have a new album next year!"
--"sure chiz... i'll give you larry johnson for brandon lloyd. he's just a backup and i need another receiver"
--blue crack addict... swell. now what? i have nothing to shoot for anymore.
--comfort inn philadelphia front desk guy - "oh i'm sorry that you're sunburned, exhausted, and your room key doesn't work when all you want to do is get into your room and take a shower so that, after your first u2 show of the year, you can go get some drinks and be the festive sonofabitch that you should be, i'm gonna make you wait anyways just because i feel like putting you in a cranky mood."
merry f'ing festivus