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[2861U2]

Everyone poops

"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas - YouTube

 

[Sr. Poop]

Well, it only took 4 pages to ruin this thread.

This can only make the thread more enjoyable!!! Oh the human digestive tract.

Potty Talk! [Original] 3 year old contemplates the effects of his diet on the toilet - YouTube

 

[Izzy.nyc]

Shit about to get real, that teaser looks amazing......

Even though you can't clearly hear it..... Edge is on fire.

After the day I've had, this was the one leakage I was happy to see.

And the excitement builds!

 

[oski2005]

Oh, I'm afraid the leak will no longer be operational by the time the newbies and lurkers arrive.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sObyG9bTf5A

Arrive? We're already here...

They're Here - YouTube

 

[powerhour24]

Verified.

Sent from my android cause iphones are for old people

Well who were this Taro Gomi's sources for these supposed FACTS? I'm not buying it. There's an exception to every rule.

 

[Sr. Poop]

"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas - YouTube

AHHHHHH! I can't stop laughing at this!!!!!!!

 

[bono_212]

Well who were this Taro Gomi's sources for these supposed FACTS? I'm not buying it. There's an exception to every rule.

In my attempt to find out if Taro Gomi did any research, I accidentally found one of my favorite Wiki pages ever...

Everyone Poops is essentially plotless.[2] The first sixteen pages contain various prompts regarding defecation in animals such as opposites ("An elephant makes a big poop" and "[a] mouse makes a tiny poop"), comparisons (that various species produce various sizes and shapes of poop) and questions ("What does whale poop look like?").[3][4]
On the seventeenth page, a nameless boy with black overalls and a red shirt is introduced, seen running into a bathroom. The book then goes on to explain how people of all ages, from adult to very young child, defecate, and how infants may use diapers.[4][5] After that, there are only three more illustrations that do not feature the boy.[6] On the next page of the book, the child uses toilet paper and flushes the toilet.[7][8] The final portion of the book explains that because every animal eats, it must therefore defecate, and the book ends with rear views of the boy and six different animals defecating and the words "Everyone Poops".[9][10]

 

[pepokiss]

There is no them... there's only poop

 

[RoKKeR]

Trying to decide whether or not the line is a good/big hook.

 

[bono_212]

Trying to decide whether or not the line is a good/big hook.

It's a good big poop... I can't do this.

 

[U2DMfan]

Maybe HE'S Steve Bono!

Steve Bono is Gordon Sumner.

 

[powerhour24]

In my attempt to find out if Taro Gomi did any research, I accidentally found one of my favorite Wiki pages ever...

I absolutely love reading inane things described in academic detail on Wikipedia.


I'm wasting my life.

 

[corianderstem]

It's a good big poop... I can't do this.

I'm so glad you went there, because I almost did.

 

[LemonMelon]

Well, this thread has gone to shit

 

[bono_212]

Steve Bono is Gordon Sumner.

Oh shit, seriously? That'd be one of the more amazing/random Interf come-backs ever.

 

[powerhour24]

It's a good big poop... I can't do this.

You might want to increase your fiber intake, and/or rethink how that post looks.

 

[Super Yo]

U2's frontman discusses ongoing work on new album and against poverty

 

[corianderstem]

What can we glean from this new article?


First off ... it rains a lot in Dublin.

 

[bono_212]

I absolutely love reading inane things described in academic detail on Wikipedia.


I'm wasting my life.

Are you wasting your life, or is the person who described a children's story by replacing the word "poop" with "dedicate" the one who is?

I'm so glad you went there, because I almost did.

I couldn't resist, but I was ashamed at the same time.

 

[LemonMelon]

What can we glean from this new article?

That the album is shit

Unless Super Yo meant to post it in another thread

 

[pepokiss]

 

[corianderstem]

Um. Um. Um. Oh dear.

...with modern-rock and R&B savant Danger Mouse producing "most of" the album — though the group "might experiment with some new people" in the final stages, Bono says.

I'm easily suggestible tonight. Someone reassure me that this doesn't mean the goddamned thing isn't done.

 

[bono_212]

LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE! We have lyrics:

'It's like the room just cleared of smoke/I didn't even want the heart you broke/It's yours to keep/You just might need one/I finally found my real name/I won't be me when you see me again/No, I won't be my father's son'

Take it away, Laz. They even through a reference to a son in there, just for you.

 

[powerhour24]

Um. Um. Um. Oh dear.

...with modern-rock and R&B savant Danger Mouse producing "most of" the album — though the group "might experiment with some new people" in the final stages, Bono says.

I'm easily suggestible tonight. Someone reassure me that this doesn't mean the goddamned thing isn't done.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

After I just got done saying they weren't bringing in a motley crew like in December 2008.

NO. Just no.

 

[bono_212]

Um. Um. Um. Oh dear.

...with modern-rock and R&B savant Danger Mouse producing "most of" the album — though the group "might experiment with some new people" in the final stages, Bono says.

I'm easily suggestible tonight. Someone reassure me that this doesn't mean the goddamned thing isn't done.

I was so happy. And Bono ruined it.

 

[corianderstem]

He's drunk! It's misdirection! Ahhhhhhhhhh! He had a head injury prior to the interview!

 

[LemonMelon]

Someone reassure me that this doesn't mean the goddamned thing isn't done.

It isn't done. Why doesn't anyone listen to Bono's drunken stupors?

 

[corianderstem]

I was so happy. And Bono ruined it.

Bono giveth. And Bono taketh away.

 

[pepokiss]

hey, new lyrics!!!


It's like the room just cleared of smoke
I didn't even want the heart you broke
It's yours to keep
You just might need one


**********

I finally found my real name
I won't be me when you see me again
No, I won't be my father's son.

 

[bono_212]

Though at least now we know Gabe's source:

You'll likely be able to catch U2 at bigger venues, though not necessarily stadiums. "I'd like to play indoors again. Some of the best nights of my life have been at (New York's) Madison Square Garden. Venues that size are in a lot of cities. I think it might be nice."