I'm equally as annoyed. I wish the Aotearoa version was more available. I'd have performed favours for that little beauty
Oh man yeah I'd love that.
I can find a couple of New Zealand shirts on eBay... in kids' sizes, fuck.
I'm equally as annoyed. I wish the Aotearoa version was more available. I'd have performed favours for that little beauty
Well we might need more rounds if we go the the MCG
If someone suggests animal cruelty we'll just get a seagull to shit in their lunch
Oh man yeah I'd love that.
I can find a couple of New Zealand shirts on eBay... in kids' sizes, fuck.
I'll bring a tank.
It'll be the 21st century answer to the Emu War.
Look it up if you don't know what I mean. (This comment applies to everybody.)
One motherfucker shat on me in the Crowdies' line one day. Fortunately it just hit my shoulder and I could wipe it right off.
Sounds right the stadium massacre is on.
Or at least we sink beers and joke about it
The latter is far more likely, yes.
How good are Mint Slices, just for the record.
15'd
Hey look we've got a tonne of lurkers again. Yes I'm sure my tales of seagull shit at the Opera House are entertaining. Say hi.
Oooh hello. You just got a sales splurge here
I'm out of sex stories that I'm willing to let out so it's the seagulls or nothing
Yeah well I'm listening to a band called See Through Dresses.
Although my sex stories and you getting shat on by birds probably helps the site traffic. Man, the internet is weird.
Oh look at that, my washing is done. After our discussion earlier I didn't entirely believe it would ever finish.
Combine the two. Give the Intarwebz your tale of being shat on while having sex with seagulls. We know you have that story up your sleeve.
I told you, stoppage time! Should have asked the ref how long to go.
Actually I could start that story from real life experience but have to make it up when the seagulls get involved
I know, what a mistake.
Now I have to hang the fuckers up. At least I'm not like I was ten years ago and would just forget and leave it sitting in the machine overnight.
I... don't want to ask, yet I do.
That's never a good smell
Well to be fair it was in the water and seemed like a good idea at the time