Asshat: My own prison. I must stop being such an ass goblin and flee from cujo's rear.
cujo: what? I didn't think you were capable of complex thought.
Asshat: I'm not. That's a statement I had prepared for Eddie Vedder... seeing as I've been riding his ass all my life.
cujo: oh we all know that... but your life will be cut short my friend.
Asshat: What? No... I was just getting ready to date Pam Anderson!
cujo: in your dreams.
Asshat: where else?
cujo: indeed.
Asshat: what do you have in store for me? what devilry is it satan?
cujo: Well Preparation H Raymond stopped by and told me about 15 Minutes of Fame H... I just simply apply this nuisancery potion... and voila, you'll be sipping rob roy's with Corey Feldman and Gary Coleman.
Asshat: No! A fate worse than death!
cujo: So you've heard your records before too?
Asshat: What? Well at least I'll be sipping a Rob Roy.
cujo: thought so. Well here goes, troublesome zany asshat. You've been rejected.
Asshat falls to the ground from whence he came, and flys away to a Las Vegas night club... headlining with Robert Goulet and Jimmy Buffet.
Cujo is able to sit down again.
The End.
Or is it???
???