I steal stamps from work

[Sicy]

I do. I cant help it... there's a whole box of stamps that my co worker uses to send out the mail.. just sitting there... any kind of stamp I want, $1, .37, shitloads of them. Stamps are so damn expensive.. and especially right now I have a lot of Christmas cards to mail out.

They dont keep track of them really.

I'm a terrible person.

 

[dizzy]

I'm a terrible person.

Yes, yes you are.

And so am I because I do the same thing.

I'm sowy!!! But my boss did say at one point that we can take them.

 

[bonosloveslave]

But I still love you


reallyreallyreallyreally gotta go study now

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i steal postage and sometimes fedex too.

*runs*

 

[NYbrowneyedgirl]

I have to admit, I do this too. I can't remember the last time I bought stamps. Oh well, I don't feel to bad because my boss does it too, and he makes a ton of more money than I do.

 

[Sicy]

Well considering my boss drives 2 mercedes, a convertible jag, another jag, and a mercedes SUV.... and lives in a $7 million dollar estate around the corner, I dont think she'll miss a few stamps.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Well considering my boss drives 2 mercedes, a convertible jag, another jag, and a mercedes SUV.... and lives in a $7 million dollar estate around the corner, I dont think she'll miss a few stamps.

Jesus!

I'm going to be an immigration lawyer when I grow up.

 

[ABEL]

well I don't know where they keep the stamps at work so I can't steel them

sometimes I *borrow* disks...including zip disks...and *forget* to bring them back

 

[Bonochick]

One time, at work, my co-worker and I got bored, so I took a can of that foaming cleaner stuff, and he and I went in the back room together and just went nuts with it. Afterwards, I felt bad wasting an entire can of cleaner...but it was a lot of fun!

 

[Cleasai]

he and I went in the back room together and just went nuts

*cough cough* Oh dear

I broke my workbench on purpose. We had this habitual liar druggie as a assistant manager for awhile. He'd get into screaming matches right on the sales floor with other sales associates. One time I had enough of him and I had to take it out on something. So I slammed the stockroom door into the workbench over and over again. After I told the store manager about the incident, that guy was gone within a week heh heh.

 

[ghetofabu]

I think is the natural balance of things. I work for the fucking governement and I have to bring my own CDs to to back ups on the servers here. How fucking stupid is that shit. I kept asking and bugging and finally gave up. I think I will start stealing printer paper to make up for it.

 

[Angel]

We have a postage machine, and yes, I have been known to use it in the past for personal letters.

I am also in charge of the stationary orders, so I frequently order myself pretty pens and note pads... and I too have 'borrowed' many a disk and never returned them.

It's all part of the circle of life.

 

[Sicy]

The pens here suck. They INSIST on ordering nothing but extra fine. I hate extra fine.

MEDIUM PEOPLE MEDIUM !!!!

They're not even worth stealing.

 

[nbcrusader]

You have excellent taste in pens.

 

[u2loopy]

Sicy...is that ALL you steal????

Sicy, I do the same thing. Not only do I steal stamps, but I also steal: envelopes, scotch tape, notepads, message pads, and pens (and you're right, very fine points are crap-ass pens).

Also, every once in a while, I'll buy myself some lunch from petty cash.

Not to mention that I steal Hours and hours of time from them while I'm on this internet thing.



Hey you know what...I would hate to have me work for me!!!

 

[Sicy]

Ok well.. I've taken scotch tape before.. and white out.. and post its

 

[Bonochick]

*cough cough* Oh dear

Pervert...

 

[Sicy]

Pita made him do it.

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

shame Shame Shame on you!!

you are a criminal!

 

[Sicy]

At least I'm not a stalker!!

 

[diamond]

Sicy-
I think u should confess this to Mr Fish and he should put u over his knee

thank u-
DB9

 

[joyfulgirl]

We have a postage meter. I mean, it's just sitting there for anybody to use...

Let the rationalizing begin!

Well, first of all, I work many more hours than I am paid for. Just because I am super-employee.

And how about all those business errands I run on my gas.

And then there are those parking costs for our evening events. How many times have I dished out those 2 bucks from my own pocket?

And then there were those two times I had leftover salads in the fridge that were scheduled to be my dinner and my boss said, "Who's salad is that in the fridge? Can I have it?"

On and on.

So, the postage meter it is...

Actually, this problem seems to be sweeping the nation!

 

[nbcrusader]

Sicy-
I think u should confess this to Mr Fish and he should put u over his knee

thank u-
DB9

 

[diamond]

We have a postage meter. I mean, it's just sitting there for anybody to use...

Let the rationalizing begin!

Well, first of all, I work many more hours than I am paid for. Just because I am super-employee.

And how about all those business errands I run on my gas.

And then there are those parking costs for our evening events. How many times have I dished out those 2 bucks from my own pocket?

And then there were those two times I had leftover salads in the fridge that were scheduled to be my dinner and my boss said, "Who's salad is that in the fridge? Can I have it?"

On and on.

So, the postage meter it is...

Actually, this problem seems to be sweeping the nation!

Joyful-

same here
kaching
kaching

I hate when your letter gets stuck in the machine and it gets all chewed up
Then everyone knooows in the business office Im is milking the system

DB9

 

[joyfulgirl]

Joyful-

same here
kaching
kaching
DB9

your boss steals your salads, too??

 

[diamond]

your boss steals your salads, too??

My salad?

DB9

 

[Sicy]

Sicy-
I think u should confess this to Mr Fish and he should put u over his knee

thank u-
DB9

He'll kick your ass.

 

[diamond]

I thought hed thank me..

DB9

 

[senrab]

i steal postage and sometimes fedex too.

*runs*

Hell yeah you do. LOL

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Hell yeah you do. LOL

to you!

haha..you and several people on here have been very lucky to have the very lovely Transamerica Pyramid envelopes and various other office supplies grace your mailboxes .