Happy Birthday, Axver! No-Show Setlist Watch and Party

[Zooropa1310]

^ it took me a few seconds to realize what that was, and it was not a talking penis

Chuck Norris' sperm is so virile that it travelled back in time and impregnated his mother. Only Chuck Norris could father Chuck Norris.

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

 

[fly so high!]

Happy Birthday !

 

[LMP]

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris frequents the San Diego zoo for his favorite past time event - teabagging the baby giraffes.

 

[angelordevil]

If it wasn't your birthday...

!!!!!

What about the time difference? Can we use this to our advantage?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

SETLIST

1. 11 O'Clock Tick Tick 5 June, 1983 Denver
2. The Electric Co. / Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (snippet) / Three Little Birds (snippet) / Break on Through (snippet) / See Me, Feel Me (snippet) 20 September, 2005 Chicago
3. Gone 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
4. Desire / 1969 (snippet) / So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
5. All Along the Watchtower / In God's Country (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
6. Red Hill Mining Town Studio
7. Drowning Man Studio
8. The Unforgettable Fire 7 November, 1984 Glasgow
9. All I Want Is You / Sexual Healing (snippet) 26 December, 1989 Dublin
10. Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) 8 November, 1987 Denver
11. Crumbs from Your Table 4 October, 2005 Boston
12. Acrobat U2Mixer's Live Mix Thingie
13. Until the End of the World 28 August, 1993 Dublin
14. Love and Peace or Else 19 December, 2005 Portland
15. Please 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
16. City of Blinding Lights / 40 (snippet) 10 May, 2005 Chicago with 40 added from 31 January, 1998 Sao Paulo

--- Encore 1: Band arrives onstage via Mirrorball Lemon ---

17. Discotheque / Life During Wartime (snippet) / Take Your Partner by the Hand (snippet) / Discotheque Howie B, Hairy B Mix (snippet) 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
18. The Fly / Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car 20 September, 2005 Chicago
19. Mofo 6 November, 1997 Rotterdam
20. Last Night on Earth

 

[Lila64]

 

[Diane L]

What about the time difference? Can we use this to our advantage?

 

[Axver]

We need some quality humour in this thread. So I shall provide a Fawlty Towers joke!

Hotel owner Basil Fawlty and the hearing impaired guest Mrs Richards are up in the room she booked, arguing because she's dissatisfied.

Mrs Richards: And another thing, I asked for a room with a view

Basil: Deaf, mad, and blind. This is the view as far as I can remember, madam ... yes, yes, this is the view.

R: I expected something more interesting than that.

B: That is Torquay, madam.

R: That's not good enough.

B: Well may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically -

R: Don't be silly. I expected to be able to see the sea.

B: You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.

R: I'd need a telescope to see that.

B: Well may I suggest that you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea or preferably in it.

R: Now listen to me. I'm not satisfied, but I've decided to stay here. However, I shall expect a reduction.

B: Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

 

[Zooropa1310]

Chuck Norris frequents the San Diego zoo for his favorite past time event - teabagging the baby giraffes.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

 

[LMP]

I
WANT
THAT
SOAP
NOW

especially to carress my bottom in my morning showers

 

[LMP]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.

 

[angelordevil]

WOW!!!! I want to wash with MOFO!!

 

[Zooropa1310]

When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

 

[LMP]

MOTHER
MOTHERFUCKING SOAP ON A ROPE!!!

 

[LMP]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

Chuck Norris invented feminists just so he could give them roundhouse kicks to the face.

*My last Chuck Norris joke, I have more jokes on the way though*

 

[LMP]

some Office humor anyone

Gareth: In this room I have special...
Tim: ... needs?
Gareth: No, in this room I am a special...
Tim: ... needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not even funny.

Rowan: Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
Gareth: Hmm?
David Brent: We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
Gareth: Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching.
Rowan: OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?
Tim: I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

David Brent: I haven't got a sign on the door that says white people only. I don't care if you're black, brown or yellow - you know, Orientals make very good workers.

 

[Zooropa1310]

Chuck Norris invented feminists just so he could give them roundhouse kicks to the face.

*My last Chuck Norris joke, I have more jokes on the way though*

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

*That will be my last until you rebutle*

 

[angelordevil]

MOTHER
MOTHERFUCKING SOAP ON A ROPE!!!

Yo Dawg, Get a Load of This SHEE-YAT!!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

SETLIST

1. 11 O'Clock Tick Tick 5 June, 1983 Denver
2. The Electric Co. / Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (snippet) / Three Little Birds (snippet) / Break on Through (snippet) / See Me, Feel Me (snippet) 20 September, 2005 Chicago
3. Gone 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
4. Desire / 1969 (snippet) / So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
5. All Along the Watchtower / In God's Country (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
6. Red Hill Mining Town Studio
7. Drowning Man Studio
8. The Unforgettable Fire 7 November, 1984 Glasgow
9. All I Want Is You / Sexual Healing (snippet) 26 December, 1989 Dublin
10. Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) 8 November, 1987 Denver
11. Crumbs from Your Table 4 October, 2005 Boston
12. Acrobat U2Mixer's Live Mix Thingie
13. Until the End of the World 28 August, 1993 Dublin
14. Love and Peace or Else 19 December, 2005 Portland
15. Please 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
16. City of Blinding Lights / 40 (snippet) 10 May, 2005 Chicago with 40 added from 31 January, 1998 Sao Paulo

--- Encore 1: Band arrives onstage via Mirrorball Lemon ---

17. Discotheque / Life During Wartime (snippet) / Take Your Partner by the Hand (snippet) / Discotheque Howie B, Hairy B Mix (snippet) 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
18. The Fly / Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car 20 September, 2005 Chicago
19. Mofo 6 November, 1997 Rotterdam
20. Last Night on Earth 28 August, 1997 Leeds

--- Encore 2: Dark, Smoky, Red Lights during setup and exposition of Alex...Bono does vocals with Edge backing ---

 

[LMP]

Yo Dawg, Get a Load of This SHEE-YAT!!

The mother works by spreading around the toilet, and the enzymes and shit be collaborating together, and you got celery and lima beans and corn shit up in there

 

[Diane L]

Lemon, "The Office" rules!!! I haven't seen the US version yet, but the British version is beyond awesome.

My favorite comedy bit right now is Dave Chappelle playing Lil' Jon, but it wouldn't translate too well when written out. I think it's hysterically funny.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

SETLIST

1. 11 O'Clock Tick Tick 5 June, 1983 Denver
2. The Electric Co. / Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (snippet) / Three Little Birds (snippet) / Break on Through (snippet) / See Me, Feel Me (snippet) 20 September, 2005 Chicago
3. Gone 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
4. Desire / 1969 (snippet) / So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
5. All Along the Watchtower / In God's Country (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
6. Red Hill Mining Town Studio
7. Drowning Man Studio
8. The Unforgettable Fire 7 November, 1984 Glasgow
9. All I Want Is You / Sexual Healing (snippet) 26 December, 1989 Dublin
10. Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) 8 November, 1987 Denver
11. Crumbs from Your Table 4 October, 2005 Boston
12. Acrobat U2Mixer's Live Mix Thingie
13. Until the End of the World 28 August, 1993 Dublin
14. Love and Peace or Else 19 December, 2005 Portland
15. Please 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
16. City of Blinding Lights / 40 (snippet) 10 May, 2005 Chicago with 40 added from 31 January, 1998 Sao Paulo

--- Encore 1: Band arrives onstage via Mirrorball Lemon ---

17. Discotheque / Life During Wartime (snippet) / Take Your Partner by the Hand (snippet) / Discotheque Howie B, Hairy B Mix (snippet) 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
18. The Fly / Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car 20 September, 2005 Chicago
19. Mofo 6 November, 1997 Rotterdam
20. Last Night on Earth 28 August, 1997 Leeds

--- Encore 2: Dark, Smoky, Red Lights during setup and exposition of Alex...Bono does vocals with Edge backing ---

21. Alex Descends into Hell for A Bottle of Milk/Korova 1

 

[angelordevil]

The mother works by spreading around the toilet, and the enzymes and shit be collaborating together, and you got celery and lima beans and corn shit up in there

 

[Axver]

--- Encore 2: Dark, Smoky, Red Lights during setup and exposition of Alex...Bono does vocals with Edge backing ---

What an amazing second encore opener!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

What an amazing second encore opener!

 

[LMP]

Lemon, "The Office" rules!!! I haven't seen the US version yet, but the British version is beyond awesome.

My favorite comedy bit right now is Dave Chappelle playing Lil' Jon, but it wouldn't translate too well when written out. I think it's hysterically funny.

The American one is hilarious too

and Dave Chappelle was amazing for the longest time

my "Spreading the toilet" quote was from Chappelle's Show actually

 

[LMP]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

*That will be my last until you rebutle*

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

 

[angelordevil]

What an amazing second encore opener!

Nice work

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

SETLIST

1. 11 O'Clock Tick Tick 5 June, 1983 Denver
2. The Electric Co. / Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (snippet) / Three Little Birds (snippet) / Break on Through (snippet) / See Me, Feel Me (snippet) 20 September, 2005 Chicago
3. Gone 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
4. Desire / 1969 (snippet) / So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
5. All Along the Watchtower / In God's Country (snippet) 10 January, 1990 Rotterdam
6. Red Hill Mining Town Studio
7. Drowning Man Studio
8. The Unforgettable Fire 7 November, 1984 Glasgow
9. All I Want Is You / Sexual Healing (snippet) 26 December, 1989 Dublin
10. Bad / Ruby Tuesday (snippet) / Sympathy for the Devil (snippet) 8 November, 1987 Denver
11. Crumbs from Your Table 4 October, 2005 Boston
12. Acrobat U2Mixer's Live Mix Thingie
13. Until the End of the World 28 August, 1993 Dublin
14. Love and Peace or Else 19 December, 2005 Portland
15. Please 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
16. City of Blinding Lights / 40 (snippet) 10 May, 2005 Chicago with 40 added from 31 January, 1998 Sao Paulo

--- Encore 1: Band arrives onstage via Mirrorball Lemon ---

17. Discotheque / Life During Wartime (snippet) / Take Your Partner by the Hand (snippet) / Discotheque Howie B, Hairy B Mix (snippet) 23 September, 1997 Sarajevo
18. The Fly / Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car 20 September, 2005 Chicago
19. Mofo 6 November, 1997 Rotterdam
20. Last Night on Earth 28 August, 1997 Leeds

--- Encore 2: Dark, Smoky, Red Lights during setup and exposition of Alex...Bono does vocals with Edge backing ---

21. Alex Descends into Hell for A Bottle of Milk/Korova 1 Studio
22. The Wanderer

 

[Axver]

U2 should totally do this.