Working title = "Ten Reasons to Exist"?

[pcfitz80]

I heard on Sirius classic rewind this evening that this is what the working title for the new album is. Not sure what that will mean as POP started out with a working title of “Expect Nothing” or something like that and then was obviously changed.

 

[corianderstem]

Consensus is that Bono was being a little facetious in that interview.

 

[gweeps]

They better still call it Songs of Ascent.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Or merge them.

'Songs to Exist'

'Ten Reasons of Ascent'

 

[bono_212]

I hope it's called Ten Reasons to Exist and it only has 9 tracks.

Why Does Bono Lie all over again

 

[bonocomet]

Or merge them.

'Songs to Exist'

'Ten Reasons of Ascent'

Songs to Exist

 

[popacrobat]

I wish

 

[popacrobat]

Caps lock filter ruins fun

 

[OpenG180]

Trte

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Tur-teh

 

[LemonMelon]

Trte

Trite

 

[Galeongirl]

No, it's not called that.

It's Bono talking out of his arse again. Bono lies.


End of story.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

It's Bono talking out of his arse again. Bono lies.

To compensate for the possible lack of a 10th track due to Bono's lying, U2 will be offering a special bonus track called 'Bono's Gas.' The track is a 10 minute epic as it revolves around Bono's trip to the toilet, and subsequent bowel problems. The track also features a loop of a toilet flushing and the sound of Adam's hair flailing in the breeze.

 

[Galeongirl]

and the sound of Adam's hair flailing in the breeze.

I'd buy it just for that!

 

[LadySpinHead]

$20 says some critic somewhere will title their album review "Ten Reasons to Resist" and then high-five themselves for being witty and cool.

 

[gvox]

I just want 10 Really Fucking Good Reasons To Buy This Next Album...

 

[Dragonfave]

Or merge them.

'Songs to Exist'

'Ten Reasons of Ascent'

Longer.....

Ten Reasons These Songs of Ascent Exist

or

TRTSOAE (which is an anagram for Rotates & Toaster)

 

[lemonfly]

10 Reasons To CO-Exist would be a little more U2ey but whatever, they can call it Revenge Of The Mullet as long as we get it this year.

 

[mama cass]

i think "Ten Reasons Not To Slit Your Wrists" has a MUCH better ring to it

 

[purpleoscar]

10 different Ass Scents

 

[last unicorn]

10 Reasons To CO-Exist would be a little more U2ey but whatever, they can call it Revenge Of The Mullet as long as we get it this year.

Doesn't Adam have a new hairstyle? I'm sure it's a sign of .... something.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

$20 says some critic somewhere will title their album review "Ten Reasons to Resist" and then high-five themselves for being witty and cool.

If the band does indeed go with that title, then congrats in advance on winning your $20.

Of Vlad's suggested title swaps, I do kinda like "Ten Reasons of Ascent", though.

Also...

To compensate for the possible lack of a 10th track due to Bono's lying, U2 will be offering a special bonus track called 'Bono's Gas.' The track is a 10 minute epic as it revolves around Bono's trip to the toilet, and subsequent bowel problems. The track also features a loop of a toilet flushing and the sound of Adam's hair flailing in the breeze.

 

[Rachel D.]

Bono has said stuff like that before, like "We need 10 good reasons to go on tour" or "The band needs a reason to exist," or "Why do people need another U2 album?" He's just being dramatic and the news needs something to talk about. And so do we, actually. So, thanks, Bono! I guess.

 

[Vlaco]

I don't care what the title is as long as the songs are like molten metal or even punk rock from Venus!

 

[bono_man2002]

I'll be pissed if there is more than ten tracks on it then.

 

[cobl04]

10 Reasons To Dread The New U2 Album

Dedicated To Von Schloop B

 

[bono_man2002]

Ten Reasons To Wait, We'll See.

 

[Axver]

10 Reasons To Dread The New U2 Album

Dedicated To Von Schloop B

I can't wait for the lead single, Stop (The Dreading).

 

[chrissybaby]

Do a BOWIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cobl04]

Do a BOWIE!!!!!!!!!!