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Oh My God, do you have a link to the somethingawful one? Cause I'm still choking back laughter, but I've run out of things to laugh at :sad:
 
Here, Meadows begins to deftly deconstruct and rewrite the entire U2 fanfiction canon, retroactively inserting Adam into the past, boldly claiming that he’s always been there, whether we recognized him or not. At the same time, she breathes new life into the entire tepid backlog of Bono/Edge texts: can we ever view them the same way, now that we can see the lurking subtext of Edge/Adam romance that has only now been revealed to us?
 
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"Ashley, my little green imp that wears a baseball cap. For you, I would do anything". Bonnie smirked, nuzzling this link her way: Fanfiction Review: Volume 1
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:shudder:

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Here, Meadows begins to deftly deconstruct and rewrite the entire U2 fanfiction canon, retroactively inserting Adam into the past, boldly claiming that he’s always been there, whether we recognized him or not. At the same time, she breathes new life into the entire tepid backlog of Bono/Edge texts: can we ever view them the same way, now that we can see the lurking subtext of Edge/Adam romance that has only now been revealed to us?
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What the fuck :lmao:
 
Colors swam, a melting rainbow behind Edge's eyelids, and his body thrummed; he whimpered, near crying, because no one ever did this to him, no one took control of his pleasure, no one made him so vulnerable. No one but Adam.
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God I hate having a roommate... I'm crying from holding back the laughter :lmao:
 
Nice little bit from Your Genre Sucks.

Shoegaze

Shoegaze is, of course, named for the musicians’ tendency to stare at their shoes while performing. Some might say it’s because the complex nature of the guitar style required the musicians to constantly fiddle around with countless foot pedals, but I’d like to submit that they just didn’t want to look their audience in the eyes due to the overwhelming shame of the music they were producing. A more accurate name for the style would be “cacophonous din” or “the sound of two bands playing at once, underwater.” I do own a copy of Ride’s “Going Blank Again,” though. I turn the speakers to the floor and use it to scare raccoons out from under my house.

Nadir: Kevin Shields got really fat, and I never get tired of pointing it out.


It's actually not as mean as I thought it might be. In fact, "the sound of two bands playing at once, underwater" is a great description.
 
Throughout the story, the writer makes the very bold assumption that Lance Bass is a treat no questionably gay wizard could bear to pass up. Bypassing even "ass," "cock" and "twin," the most commonly uttered phrase in the story is "It's Lance Bass!" as though this is all the motivation a healthy wizard boner needs.
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!!!!! :lmao:
 
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Nice little bit from Your Genre Sucks.

Shoegaze

Shoegaze is, of course, named for the musicians’ tendency to stare at their shoes while performing. Some might say it’s because the complex nature of the guitar style required the musicians to constantly fiddle around with countless foot pedals, but I’d like to submit that they just didn’t want to look their audience in the eyes due to the overwhelming shame of the music they were producing. A more accurate name for the style would be “cacophonous din” or “the sound of two bands playing at once, underwater.” I do own a copy of Ride’s “Going Blank Again,” though. I turn the speakers to the floor and use it to scare raccoons out from under my house.

Nadir: Kevin Shields got really fat, and I never get tired of pointing it out.


It's actually not as mean as I thought it might be. In fact, "the sound of two bands playing at once, underwater" is a great description.
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Oh, I need to find that one. Currently I've stumbled into The Horrors of Porn...specifically Clown Porn...it was terrifying, and I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.

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:lmao: oh holy crap!
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I'm still reading the first link, but this shit is pure gold!
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Galeongirl said:
!!!!! :lmao:
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:D:D:D

Oh God, I can't decide what's the worst of the lot, Picard and Elrond, or Indy and Voldy
 
:laugh: oh holy fucking crap... INDIANA JONES/Voldemort porn...

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Tom remembered how good he'd felt the previous night, how good Indiana's cock had made him feel. He gave Indiana a lopsided grin. "We could play cards. Or we could discuss music." He got up on his knees and pushed Indiana down on the sand. "Or we could make magic," he whispered, slipping his wand from his pocket.
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:laugh:
 
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Hmm, his review of Uncut wasn't quite what I was expecting. He states that it's similar to Q, but Q is much more lightweight and more likely to talk about Kylie Minogue. No, as Uncut is now, it's essentially identical to Mojo.
 
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Music Magazines

:love:
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Review System: You know what, I’m just going to let Pit Magazine speak for itself on this one: “Lair of the Minotaur is a side-project of the guys from 7000 Dying Rats and Pelican. If you are into the tunes of guys like The Christpunchers, Rwake, Cult of Luna, and Earthride then this is your shit.” Yeah, that’s right, The Christpunchers.
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To: David Thorpe (davidthorpe@somethingawful.com)
From: American Patriot (americanpatriot2004@yahoo.com)
In the past few months a band by the name of Skinny Puppy has slandered Bush. At several of their concerts over the Summer they have simulated an assassination of the president. On their current Fall tour they simulated a beheading similar to the ones happening in Iraq. When the vocalist pulls off their hoods he reveals the terrorists to be Bush and Cheney. This is unacceptable and I encourage you not to play their latest record, The Greater Wrong of the Right, that has been indicated by their record label as being played on your station. Conservatives are currently a majority of the populace now and we have voted into power a majority in every level of government. The people of this country have the power as evident by our boycott of the Reagan miniseries, the Superbowl, and the Dixie Chicks. If you still choose to play their music we have the ability to put financial pressure on your station through boycotts. Please remove Skinny Puppy from rotation or we will have no choice but to boycott your station.
- Daryl Mason
Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood
http://www.pabaah.com
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Oh...my...God....:lmao:
 
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