Wankie, Zimbabwe Superthread

[Axver]

I wish I could think of an AFLtastic location for the next thread, but nothing's coming to me. Nothing that'd mean much to anybody but Bonnie and I. Bah.

 

[Reggo]

I thought you hated more people and things than that.

I do, but he's the only thing I want to see burn.

 

[Serena Vox]

Yeah, yeah, I didn't read it all slow enough before I replied.

Though somebody else can make them. The thought of making carrot muffins is nauseating.

Hell, the thought of carrots is nauseating.

Yeah, maybe I'll TRY. They'd be worth it to throw at people while we burn stuff.

 

[Axver]

I do, but he's the only thing I want to see burn.

Ah, right, like how you'd rather I get the Nancy Spungen treatment?

 

[Serena Vox]

I see a bunch of Slackers.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, maybe I'll TRY. They'd be worth it to throw at people while we burn stuff.

They don't need to be good anyway. The worse the better!

 

[Reggo]

Ah, right, like how you'd rather I get the Nancy Spungen treatment?

Precisely. Though I don't entirely hate you most of the time.

 

[Axver]

I see a bunch of Slackers.

Chass, Ashley, John, and cin should totally be POSTING rather than just READING.

 

[Axver]

Precisely. Though I don't entirely hate you most of the time.

Oh damn.

 

[Serena Vox]

They don't need to be good anyway. The worse the better!

Maybe I should stuff some bad cheese in them too.

 

[Reggo]

Oh damn.

You're sad I don't hate you.

 

[Serena Vox]

Chass, Ashley, John, and cin should totally be POSTING rather than just READING.

Seconded.

 

[Axver]

Maybe I should stuff some bad cheese in them too.

And broccoli. God, I hate that stuff.

 

[Serena Vox]

You're sad I don't hate you.

He likes being damned, told to fuck off and being called a prick.

 

[Reggo]

God, I love Kerplunk!

 

[Axver]

You're sad I don't hate you.

Everybody hates me. I'm clearly not doing my job if somebody out there doesn't!

 

[Serena Vox]

And broccoli. God, I hate that stuff.

They always put that shit in with the Chinese food, just three of them between the chicken and the rice. I always order it without!

.. or we could steam some and throw hot, nasty broccoli at people too!

 

[Axver]

Just see the Kunstmuseum for why I enjoy being hated.

 

[Reggo]

He likes being damned, told to fuck off and being called a prick.

He Should fuck off, the prick, and I've damned him plenty of times. But I don't entirely hate him most of the time. And he'll just have to deal with that.

 

[Serena Vox]

Everybody hates me. I'm clearly not doing my job if somebody out there doesn't!

 

[Axver]

.. or we could steam some and throw hot, nasty broccoli at people too!

Yeah, now this works.

Cauliflower too. God, almost as bad as broccoli.

 

[Serena Vox]

He Should fuck off, the prick, and I've damned him plenty of times. But I don't entirely hate him most of the time. And he'll just have to deal with that.

Feel the love!

 

[Axver]

He Should fuck off, the prick, and I've damned him plenty of times. But I don't entirely hate him most of the time. And he'll just have to deal with that.

I loved when you were medsposting and you called me a prick just out of the blue.

 

[Serena Vox]

Yeah, now this works.

Cauliflower too. God, almost as bad as broccoli.

Steam both and throw them at people. With nasty carrot muffins filled with bad cheese.

Throw them at people from a moving tram?

 

[Reggo]

I loved when you were medsposting and you called me a prick just out of the blue.

"Axver, you're a prick. But I like you anyway." I actually remember posting that.

 

[Serena Vox]

I loved when you were medsposting and you called me a prick just out of the blue.

And I damned you for the fuck of it because I was too high to think of a reason.

 

[Axver]

"Axver, you're a prick. But I like you anyway." I actually remember posting that.

That was awesome.

 

[Axver]

Steam both and throw them at people. With nasty carrot muffins filled with bad cheese.

Throw them at people from a moving tram?

This all sounds good.

Needs zucchini too, though.

 

[Serena Vox]

"Axver, you're a prick. But I like you anyway." I actually remember posting that.

I literally laughed out loud. Though I was giggling at any and everyfuckingthing that night.

 

[Reggo]

That was awesome.

Too bad I have no reason to take meds.