Cin
Blue Crack Addict
*wanks*
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*wanks*
perhaps. He always seems so excited to see him. harold on the other hand, is always rushing off. I fear this is a one-sided romance
.....
The plane could see the lights of the train in the distance. Through the clouds of love and desire, it made it's approach closer and closer to temptation. The train's engine was being stoked by the driver, rising the temperatures and causing the pressure of the steam to build internally. The train gripped tightly to the rails, holding on as the speed and anticipation grew. It could see the tunnel ahead, dark, moist, and deep into the mountain. The train controlled it's speed so as not to lose control during the careful entrance into the tight tunnel, harder and faster it went into the depths. The mountain now fully enveloping it. It couldn't see anything around it, yet it could feel everything. Just when it thought it could take no more it burst out the other side, erupting hot steam as the driver blew it's horn. The plane watched all of this happening from above. Now it was the jumbo's turn. The runway below, called out temptingly to it. Flashing, flickering in it's desire to have the plane come down it's runway. The pilot lifted the flaps and got the landing gear out and ready - locked hard into place. He eased back and carefully guided the beast into the enticing welcome of the runway. Smoke billowed from the wheels as they accomplished touch down, and the plane glided to an easy stop.....
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Harold, sadly, is more interested in Maude
Mom wants to know what I'm laughing at What do I say XD
if you say you're laughing at machinery porn will she get worried?
Mom wants to know what I'm laughing at What do I say XD
if you say you're laughing at machinery porn will she get worried?
Definitely not the truth!
Life at home would never be the same
Geez, you guys have such dirty minds.....
Geez, you guys have such dirty minds.....
Geez, you guys have such dirty minds.....
*random* I keep crossing my legs because my feet are cold, then I get pins and needles so I uncross them and wiggle my toes a bit. Then I think, "hmm, my feet are cold, I'll just cross my legs to warm them up" then it starts again. I've been doing this all day.
Maybe I should get my slippers and be a total granny
I thought a dirty mind was standard issue with a penis
Random as well. My eyes are killing me an I should take out my contact lenses, but I'm too busy watching The X-Files to do so, but watching the television is making my eyes hurt even more
we don't all have a penis. Maybe that insight will help you with the ladies
we don't all have a penis. Maybe that insight will help you with the ladies
Unless of course its.....
that has to be from Stars in their eyes or something like that, god I hope so anyway
that has to be from Stars in their eyes or something like that, god I hope so anyway
you never saw the download I posted??