Ugly Name Side, Pitcairn Island Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've seen the most hideous part of:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. You won't believe what goes on at Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Ashley Wears An Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Is A Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid shiny happy people Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Did Axver Cut His Afro, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Nederland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Editing this list is a Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Khan's got some rude Titz, er I meant boobies, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Soddin' Mountain Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, Bad Luck, New Zealand!
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland
243. John Key and his Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia
244. Chuuk, Federated States of Micronesia
245. Gaylord, Kansas
246. Mormon Bar, California
247. Clipperton Island
248. Foulness, Essex, UK
249. Ali's fossilising Dinosaur Cove, Victoria, Australia
250. Cin is a Dorking, Surrey
251. Walla Walla, Washington
252. Cockfosters, North London
253. I call the big one Bitey-Bitey, Pitcairn Island
254. Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky
255. Doha, Qatar
256. Mumbai, India
257. Khan > Ax, Rajasthan, India
258. I am Error Island, Sitka County, Alaska
259. Bang Sue, Thailand
260. Victory Beach, New Zealand
261. Pant-y-Blawd Road, Morriston, Wales
262. You Yanks, Lara, Victoria
263. Nude, Netherlands
264. Learn to swim at the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre, Glen Iris, Victoria
265. Ball's Pyramid
266. You can't handle the Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
267. Brown Willy, Cornwall
268. Assawoman, Virginia
269. Santa Claus, Indiana
270. Christmas Pie, Surrey
271. Kiritimati, Kiribati (Christmas Islands)
272. Peep-o-Day, New Zealand
273. Tillicum Road, British Columbia
274. Cockburn, South Australia
275. :fuckyeah:, Japan
276. Isle of Man
277. Kissayou, Florida
278. Kyoto, Japan

Now we arrive on the Ugly Name Side of Pitcairn Island. It refers to part of the southern coast of the island. The origin of the name is unknown, but if I may speculate here, given that this coast faces straight towards Antarctica with absolutely nothing in between, it must get lashed by some particularly ugly cold breezes.

Pitcairn Place Names

 

[Serena Vox]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Serena Vox]

I'm already thinking about changing my avatar.

 

[liamcool]

:fuckoff:

 

[liamcool]

I'm already thinking about changing my avatar.

The thought of Steven smiling creeps you out?

 

[Axver]

Yeah, they usually are. I just have my limits in how much I'm going to spend on one particular item alone unless I'm determined to keep it around for a long time and not let it collect dust.

Given that I've taken somewhere in the vicinity of 12,500 photos in the last year, I think this new camera won't exactly be gathering dust.

Plus photographic trips are a great excuse to go to different places.

 

[Serena Vox]

The thought of Steven smiling creeps you out?

No. Oh hell no. You of all people should know that.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Man. What is WITH Pitcairn Island?!

 

[Serena Vox]

Given that I've taken somewhere in the vicinity of 12,500 photos in the last year, I think this new camera won't exactly be gathering dust.

Plus photographic trips are a great excuse to go to different places.

Good god, man! I barely know how to work the fucking camera that I borrow from my friend. Photography has obviously never been a hobby of mine, given that before the last couple months, I'd taken maybe all of 100 photos in my entire life with a camera!

 

[Serena Vox]

Man. What is WITH Pitcairn Island?!

It's a goldmine of good Superthread names?

 

[Axver]

Man. What is WITH Pitcairn Island?!

Inbreeding.

(Not a joke.)

 

[Axver]

Good god, man! I barely know how to work the fucking camera that I borrow from my friend. Photography has obviously never been a hobby of mine, given that before the last couple months, I'd taken maybe all of 100 photos in my entire life with a camera!

It's funny, before I got my digital camera, I really hadn't taken many photos at all either. When I was about 14, I'd done some film photography, mainly of trains, but that resulted in all of three or four rolls of film. Certainly nothing to write home about. The camera usually only came out on special occasions.

Now I can't get enough.

 

[Serena Vox]

It's funny, before I got my digital camera, I really hadn't taken many photos at all either. When I was about 14, I'd done some film photography, mainly of trains, but that resulted in all of three or four rolls of film. Certainly nothing to write home about. The camera usually only came out on special occasions.

Now I can't get enough.

I fumbled with a camera for a while but I'm only just now getting used to it.

I tend to take it with me whenever we go places in the hopes of catching a train on the tracks but I keep forgetting when we're getting close to the various railroad tracks through where I live and I keep missing them!

And most of the time, there's one sitting there!

Other than that, I like to take pictures of the sky a lot. I've caught a couple of different spectrums before, which were really cool, but nothing really overly impressive.

 

[Axver]

There's a reason I never leave home without my camera. Though the DSLR will probably be large enough that I won't be able to carry it around everywhere, so the point-and-shoot I currently use has some life left in it yet.

Besides trains, I find I most enjoy photographing landscapes, especially rivers. Water never fails as a photographic subject.

 

[Varitek]

did i miss kyoto

 

[Serena Vox]

Besides trains, I find I most enjoy photographing landscapes, especially rivers. Water never fails as a photographic subject.

I've never bothered to photograph water before. Though I was taking some from our all day trip up north to the candy store. Various shots of the sky, the road, the snow. Stuff like that. Then I realised how dirty the window I was sitting next to was.

 

[Axver]

Hey Vazza!

I've never bothered to photograph water before. Though I was taking some from our all day trip up north to the candy store. Various shots of the sky, the road, the snow. Stuff like that. Then I realised how dirty the window I was sitting next to was.

I've always been attracted to rivers and lakes anyway, so my love of photographing them is really just a natural extension of that.

And I avoid shooting through windows whenever possible. I hate having a good shot ruined by some ugly smear. I've taken a few good shots through windows, but that's not all too common.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Come on, post the Kyoto stats


I didn't get to mention it in Kyoto, but Kyoto is home of the traditional Japanese Geisha district

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Lol, Duran Duran just came on the radio, brb

 

[Axver]

Come on, post the Kyoto stats

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[Varitek]

reading bono's nyt column...

also laughing cause they used a 5 year old bomb-era picture of him with the column, but i suppose that is more studious looking than our contemporary eyeshadow-bono

 

[Serena Vox]

I've always been attracted to rivers and lakes anyway, so my love of photographing them is really just a natural extension of that.

And I avoid shooting through windows whenever possible. I hate having a good shot ruined by some ugly smear. I've taken a few good shots through windows, but that's not all too common.

I was stuck in the car, since the drive was something close to three hours. Most of the shots came out really good, but there's one, particularly where the sun was shining through the clouds, that you can see the smudges on the window.

I am sure as I get out more, I'll be dragging that camera along and taking tons more photos. It's a lot of fun once you get started!

 

[Angela Harlem]

pitcairn island just sucks, huh? as if pitcairn wasn't bad enough, all the suburbs had to be given hideous names as well.

brilliant.

 

[liamcool]

Lol, Duran Duran just came on the radio, brb

That's disgusting, Chass.

 

[Axver]

reading bono's nyt column...

also laughing cause they used a 5 year old bomb-era picture of him with the column, but i suppose that is more studious looking than our contemporary eyeshadow-bono

I haven't even read it. Given that blog comment he left on Rolling Stone, I feel for the copyeditor.

 

[Serena Vox]

I haven't even read it. Given that blog comment he left on Rolling Stone, I feel for the copyeditor.

That blog comment was a disaster and a half.

 

[Axver]

I was stuck in the car, since the drive was something close to three hours. Most of the shots came out really good, but there's one, particularly where the sun was shining through the clouds, that you can see the smudges on the window.

I am sure as I get out more, I'll be dragging that camera along and taking tons more photos. It's a lot of fun once you get started!

Heh, when we were driving around rural Queensland, I was fairly frequently sticking the camera out the window. It was so hot on a couple of days that we tried to stick to having the air conditioning on with the windows up, and I missed a few good shots thanks to that. I also missed a number of cool things because they were on the other side of the road and we couldn't stop. Shame we don't have a car with a sunroof, then I could just stand up through that and photograph all 360 degrees. (Though if the police spotted that, I'm not sure they'd be amused ...)

 

[Serena Vox]

Heh, when we were driving around rural Queensland, I was fairly frequently sticking the camera out the window. It was so hot on a couple of days that we tried to stick to having the air conditioning on with the windows up, and I missed a few good shots thanks to that. I also missed a number of cool things because they were on the other side of the road and we couldn't stop. Shame we don't have a car with a sunroof, then I could just stand up through that and photograph all 360 degrees. (Though if the police spotted that, I'm not sure they'd be amused ...)

If it hadn't been winter time, I would have crawled up into the middle seats (we were in a van and the very back windows don't open) and opened the window to take some of the photos I took rather than snapping them through filthy glass.

Though when we went to look at Christmas lights on Christmas Eve (during which, I discovered how much night photography sucked arse), I DID end up rolling down the window and sticking the camera out it. Luckily I have gloves, but I am sure my friend would not be too amused if the camera slipped out of my hands.

 

[Varitek]

well it's a bit better than that, but the nyt has better copy editors.

it makes me feel for whoever someday co-writes his autobiography/book-long editorial.