U2 Fan Action: My Backyard

[U2@NYC]

Ok, tomorrow at 8:34 p.m. EST everyone show up in my backyard with a sign saying "please, U2, play 'I'm Too Sexy' ".

I will have muscular bold models and will mount a catwalk in the backyard.

I am sure that U2 will catch what we are doing via satellite maps and 'I'm Too Sexy' will become a regular for setlists of the third leg.

Thanks.

 

[ruffian]

but really, i'd rather see a petition instead. or maybe you are already circulating an anti-Vertigo 2 one?

 

[KUEFC09U2]

cant everyone just sit down in the ellipse?

 

[ruffian]

NO. there will be a lottery; U2@NYC will pick those he likes and they will receive an "inner circle" wristband.

 

[ramblin rose]

The lottery idea sucks. Where in DC do you live? I'll be standing outside your yard with a sign protesting the lottery.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

and i will protest your sign against the lottery for the lottery

 

[1stOne]

Ok, tomorrow at 8:34 p.m. EST everyone show up in my backyard with a sign saying "please, U2, play 'I'm Too Sexy' ".

I will have muscular bold models and will mount a catwalk in the backyard.

I am sure that U2 will catch what we are doing via satellite maps and 'I'm Too Sexy' will become a regular for setlists of the third leg.

Thanks.

Where do we get tickets? On the catwalk...on the catwalk....

 

[ramblin rose]

Fine. Be that way. I'll make sure that my sign is bigger and brighter than yours.

 

[ruffian]

good one, Sylvia

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Fine. Be that way. I'll make sure that my sign is bigger and brighter than yours.

go for it ,

 

[1stOne]

good one, Sylvia

hey ruffian....how can we be liked enough to get in the inner circle? Any inside knowledge? Will we have to camp?

 

[ruffian]

hey ruffian....how can we be liked enough to get in the inner circle? Any inside knowledge? Will we have to camp?

I'm still working on that. We will likely have to bitch about Vertigo2 and also have huge signs protecting "the static setlist"



camping will be allowed only in U2@NYC's living room.

 

[U2dork]

Um, that's Right Said Fred isn't it?
And are those guitar cases they're leaning against?
Did they even have guitars in that band?
Did they even play instruments?

 

[1stOne]

I'm still working on that. We will likely have to bitch about Vertigo2 and also have huge signs protecting "the static setlist"



camping will be allowed only in U2@NYC's living room.

<-disappears to look at U2@NYC's profile...check for helpful clues.

 

[1stOne]

<-disappears to look at U2@NYC's profile...check for helpful clues.

Cunning plan ruffian We'll offer to buy U2@NYC a ticket for the Boston show.....his birthday...4th October

 

[U2dork]

Just bring Snoop with you and your a shoo in.

 

[U2@NYC]

Cunning plan ruffian We'll offer to buy U2@NYC a ticket for the Boston show.....his birthday...4th October

You are on the right track...

Although you will need to get me from DC to Boston also

 

[U2@NYC]

I'm still working on that. We will likely have to bitch about Vertigo2 and also have huge signs protecting "the static setlist"



camping will be allowed only in U2@NYC's living room.

Depending on the attendance, I may have to move some furniture over...

 

[chilly]

Soooo...if I'm reading this right ....and I think that I am...Right Said Fred is opening for U2!!!

Begin debate

RSF vs. Arcade Fire
RSF vs. The Killers
RSF vs. Kanye West
RSF vs. Pearl Jam
RSF vs. Kings of Leon

 

[ruffian]

Depending on the attendance, I may have to move some furniture over...

oh, i'm taking the bedroom. you can have the pull-out couch in the study

 

[U2@NYC]

oh, i'm taking the bedroom. you can have the pull-out couch in the study

Having people wait in my bedroom...

 

[1stOne]

The muscular bold models will need to look their best if they are being viewed via satellite. I'll bring some massage oil along, which means I'll need to be up front.

 

[ruffian]

people? oh, i don't think so. there's only room for me. but while i'm rummaging through your things i'll leave anything you might need outside the door

 

[ruffian]

The muscular bold models will need to look their best if they are being viewed via satellite. I'll bring some massage oil along, which means I'll need to be up front.

i can give you a hand with that job. someone's gotta do it

 

[U2@NYC]

i can give you a hand with that job. someone's gotta do it

Bedroom?

Hand job?

 

[ruffian]

you see how these things get twisted???

so is that how you get in the ellipse?

 

[1stOne]

Bedroom?

Hand job?

Hey....what kind of show is this going to be? Tickets will be like gold dust...

 

[1stOne]

Soooo...if I'm reading this right ....and I think that I am...Right Said Fred is opening for U2!!!

Begin debate

RSF vs. Arcade Fire
RSF vs. The Killers
RSF vs. Kanye West
RSF vs. Pearl Jam
RSF vs. Kings of Leon

Show starts early...time for all 6 supports

 

[U2@NYC]

you see how these things get twisted???

so is that how you get in the ellipse?

I am questioning how much demand there will be for a show like this...

A petition for a song has gradually transformed into massaging muscular models with oil, with stops in the bedrooms and handjobs...

 

[ruffian]

god, it's just getting better and better.