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Shit scared
Rob: I'm scared, just scared. Don't say the other word. Paul Keating's asked us not to say abusive language.
Mick: Ya can't say 'shit'. You can't say shit. If you say 'shit' you'd be in deep..shit.
Mick: Look! Robby's done wee!
Dinner Party Conversations
Jane: One of the best films this year would have to be Mediterranean
All: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Jason: We saw, The Last Days of Chez Nous.
All: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Santo: We got the video of Blazing Saddles. (silence)...Brilliant brilliant
Tom (the commentator): There's always a straggler. He's a conversational clutz.
Jason: Went to the local council and there was a handicapped person there..and not one single ramp in sight!
All: Terrible!
Santo: That's interesting cos our work hired a spastic. (silence) What's the use?...He can't do a thing...brilliant...brilliant
Tom: For every straggler there's a spoiler. He undercuts the achievements of others.
Jane: We've just been to the Greek Isles and it's the most beautiful place on Earth.
Rob: Greece was ruined 20 years ago. Have you been to Turkey?
Jason: The Power of One- a very good film. Brilliant.
Rob: Have you read the book? Twice as good as the film.
Tom: You can imagine him sitting next to a woman who's just given birth
Jane: Giving birth would have to be one of the most profoundly moving experiences of my life.
Rob: You've obviously never stood on the summit of Mt Everest.
Santo: Actually that would have snow on it...cos it's such a tall mountain...I mean in the wintertime.
Tom: Another conversational killer is the recently returned traveller who picks up an accent in 6 days...
possibly the worst person is someone who can't help but bring the mood down.
All are laughing.
Woman: A four year old woman was nearly murdered here 2 days ago
Tom: That'll take a bit of conversational rebuilding!
Jane: So...has anyone else here...been...murdered?
Jason: Great meal, Jenny!
Woman: It's such a pity to think that 4 million Somalian children are dying of starvation.
Santo: That'd be cos they're not eating.
Woman no.2: I've been to Somalia!
Rob: It's not a patch on Ethiopia.
Tom: Here's someone who never says a word because he's been dragged along by his partner!
Jason: So, Mick, what do you do?
Mick: Work?
Jason: And where's that?
Mick: City?
Jane: And where did you meet Karen?
Mick: Oh, she was chosen out of the studio audience...and I specifically remember asking for someone under fourteen.
Karen: And a virgin!
Mick: That too! No go on either count? I'm talkative now, aren't I?
Tom: No matter what you can always turn to TV.
Jason: The new series of Rumpole is coming!
All: Brilliant...brilliant!
Santo: What about, The Late Show?(silence) Brilliant..brilliant
CHAMPAGNE COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
muckraking, charlie the wonder dog!!!!
My fave was Graham and the Colonel
what a stud this man is...
Rob: I'm scared, just scared. Don't say the other word. Paul Keating's asked us not to say abusive language.
Mick: Ya can't say 'shit'. You can't say shit. If you say 'shit' you'd be in deep..shit.
Mick: Look! Robby's done wee!
Dinner Party Conversations
Jane: One of the best films this year would have to be Mediterranean
All: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Jason: We saw, The Last Days of Chez Nous.
All: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Santo: We got the video of Blazing Saddles. (silence)...Brilliant brilliant
Tom (the commentator): There's always a straggler. He's a conversational clutz.
Jason: Went to the local council and there was a handicapped person there..and not one single ramp in sight!
All: Terrible!
Santo: That's interesting cos our work hired a spastic. (silence) What's the use?...He can't do a thing...brilliant...brilliant
Tom: For every straggler there's a spoiler. He undercuts the achievements of others.
Jane: We've just been to the Greek Isles and it's the most beautiful place on Earth.
Rob: Greece was ruined 20 years ago. Have you been to Turkey?
Jason: The Power of One- a very good film. Brilliant.
Rob: Have you read the book? Twice as good as the film.
Tom: You can imagine him sitting next to a woman who's just given birth
Jane: Giving birth would have to be one of the most profoundly moving experiences of my life.
Rob: You've obviously never stood on the summit of Mt Everest.
Santo: Actually that would have snow on it...cos it's such a tall mountain...I mean in the wintertime.
Tom: Another conversational killer is the recently returned traveller who picks up an accent in 6 days...
possibly the worst person is someone who can't help but bring the mood down.
All are laughing.
Woman: A four year old woman was nearly murdered here 2 days ago
Tom: That'll take a bit of conversational rebuilding!
Jane: So...has anyone else here...been...murdered?
Jason: Great meal, Jenny!
Woman: It's such a pity to think that 4 million Somalian children are dying of starvation.
Santo: That'd be cos they're not eating.
Woman no.2: I've been to Somalia!
Rob: It's not a patch on Ethiopia.
Tom: Here's someone who never says a word because he's been dragged along by his partner!
Jason: So, Mick, what do you do?
Mick: Work?
Jason: And where's that?
Mick: City?
Jane: And where did you meet Karen?
Mick: Oh, she was chosen out of the studio audience...and I specifically remember asking for someone under fourteen.
Karen: And a virgin!
Mick: That too! No go on either count? I'm talkative now, aren't I?
Tom: No matter what you can always turn to TV.
Jason: The new series of Rumpole is coming!
All: Brilliant...brilliant!
Santo: What about, The Late Show?(silence) Brilliant..brilliant
CHAMPAGNE COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
muckraking, charlie the wonder dog!!!!
My fave was Graham and the Colonel
what a stud this man is...