The Djibouti Chat Thread

[mysterious_jen]

When the Axver jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Axver'd.

WIN

 

[the tourist]

ah dude i just converted that , its cold.

And yet I rarely wear coats ever.

 

[mysterious_jen]

It still feels pretty fucking lonely in front of my computer here in Axverland though.

ohhh ax honey you are breaking my heart tonight please cheer up .
(being serious)
passes wine and a big

 

[mysterious_jen]

And yet I rarely wear coats ever.

good suprises can be hidden under coats

 

[the tourist]

When the Axver donates blood to the Red Cross, he declines a syringe and requests a handgun and a bucket.

 

[Axver]

When the Axver jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Axver'd.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Enjoyed it last night, eh?

hai

 

[mysterious_jen]

When the Axver donates blood to the Red Cross, he declines a syringe and requests a handgun and a bucket.

 

[Axver]

You'll probably be feeling tons better once you get back to uni though How long is it now?

I hope so. Classes start next week. Will finally get to meet Maj. Panic as he's in one of my tutes.

 

[the tourist]

The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan was loosely based on games of dodgeball the Axver playing in 2nd grade.

 

[Axver]

ohhh ax honey you are breaking my heart tonight please cheer up .
(being serious)
passes wine and a big

Thanks.

I'll e-mail you soon. Just uploading some photos for a blog entry right now.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I hope so. Classes start next week. Will finally get to meet Maj. Panic as he's in one of my tutes.

pass him on a big gday from us

 

[mysterious_jen]

The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan was loosely based on games of dodgeball the Axver playing in 2nd grade.

ahhh these things are gold, love em

 

[the tourist]

During World War II, the Axver once shot down a German plane pointing his finger at it and yelling "Bang!"

 

[Axver]

When the Axver donates blood to the Red Cross, he declines a syringe and requests a handgun and a bucket.

The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan was loosely based on games of dodgeball the Axver playing in 2nd grade.

These are great.

 

[liamcool]

hai

Hai.

 

[TranceEnding]

During World War II, the Axver once shot down a German plane pointing his finger at it and yelling "Bang!"

 

[the tourist]

Axver is the only man in history who has won a game of tennis against a brick wall.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Axver is the only man in history who has won a game of tennis against a brick wall.

snerk

 

[the tourist]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep the Axver out. It failed misserably.

 

[the tourist]

Crop circles are the Axver's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

[the tourist]

the Axver does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

 

[Axver]

During World War II, the Axver once shot down a German plane pointing his finger at it and yelling "Bang!"

I even impressed myself with that one.

 

[the tourist]

One day the Axver walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

 

[TranceEnding]

Crop circles are the Axver's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

[mysterious_jen]

the Axver does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

insert smartarse comment about liam here .

 

[the tourist]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless the Axver has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

[TranceEnding]

You really do have lotsa good ones Mr Tourist

 

[the tourist]

the Axver once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. The Axver won by 5.

 

[Axver]

Andrew, you're really cracking me up, thanks.