FallDownJulie
General purpose wench
i don't if anyone else has this situation, but i'm pretty fresh to U2, and i fell into it hard. it's so bad now that everything reminds me of U2. this brings me to my tale...
today at work (i'm a cashier at a plant nursery) i saw a man who looked like Bono + 30 years. i swear!!! i looked at him and thought, "hmmm... there's something about that guy. he's an old old man, but he is somewhat attractive and kinda looks like someone i kn- AH! he's bono in 30 years! future bono!"
it was so crazy!!
he was standing in line, and...
me: (waving arms wildly) "sir! i can help you over here! i can take the next in line!!"
him: "oh, i'm not ready yet..."
me : "oh."
*man leaves*
*man shows up again*
me: "sir! do you need help? are you ready to check out? i can ring you up over here!!"
him:"oh, we're still looking."
me:" oh."
*man wanders away*
*man returns*
me:"sir! i can help you over here!! are you ready, sir?? i can take the next customer!!!"
man:"hmm? oh, no. i'm waiting for some friends."
next customer in line:*goes to my register*
me:*grumble* "that'll be $23.47, ma'am."
other cashier:"next in line!"
man:"ok"
me: "noo!" *burst*
it was a tragic ending.
i would have taken pictures, but i didn't want to frighten him, or the other customers... or my empoyeer and co-workers.... or the plants...
anyway, share your stories of faux Bono or Edge or Larry or Adam sightings!!
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~MoonPhisto*
John Bender: Excuse me, Dick. I mean, Rich, will milk be made available to us?
Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross.
~breakfast club
Mag Wildwood: You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
~breakfast at tiffany's
[This message has been edited by FallDownJulie (edited 10-06-2001).]
today at work (i'm a cashier at a plant nursery) i saw a man who looked like Bono + 30 years. i swear!!! i looked at him and thought, "hmmm... there's something about that guy. he's an old old man, but he is somewhat attractive and kinda looks like someone i kn- AH! he's bono in 30 years! future bono!"
it was so crazy!!
he was standing in line, and...
me: (waving arms wildly) "sir! i can help you over here! i can take the next in line!!"
him: "oh, i'm not ready yet..."
me : "oh."
*man leaves*
*man shows up again*
me: "sir! do you need help? are you ready to check out? i can ring you up over here!!"
him:"oh, we're still looking."
me:" oh."
*man wanders away*
*man returns*
me:"sir! i can help you over here!! are you ready, sir?? i can take the next customer!!!"
man:"hmm? oh, no. i'm waiting for some friends."
next customer in line:*goes to my register*
me:*grumble* "that'll be $23.47, ma'am."
other cashier:"next in line!"
man:"ok"
me: "noo!" *burst*
it was a tragic ending.
i would have taken pictures, but i didn't want to frighten him, or the other customers... or my empoyeer and co-workers.... or the plants...
anyway, share your stories of faux Bono or Edge or Larry or Adam sightings!!
------------------
~MoonPhisto*
John Bender: Excuse me, Dick. I mean, Rich, will milk be made available to us?
Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross.
~breakfast club
Mag Wildwood: You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.
~breakfast at tiffany's
[This message has been edited by FallDownJulie (edited 10-06-2001).]