Imagine the band has split up and Bono goes solo - which I reckon he would.
One day you see him on some chat show duetting with an 'in' celebrity and you think to yourself "Aw, remember U2. I wish they would reform for a farewell tour" sniff!
Ok? Got the picture!
Do you really think Bono could make a go of it solo or would he drift into the type of celeb who only makes it as a guest on cheesey chat shows who always introduce him as 'the ex-U2 frontman'?
Would his political clout diminish with his fame?
We all know Bono has done some awful duets and has (IMO) the worst musical taste in the band so would his musical career be a disaster also?
I love Bono (in a totally platonic male-bonding way, of course ), but I'd hate to see him fade away.
My nightmare's include -
Bono goes into the Big Brother house.
Bono's own chat show where he duets with no name z-list celebs.
Bono burger van.
Bono's 'Bono sings U2 - all new remixes' double album (available at K-Mart only)
Bono the performing clown.
Bono's New Years Day ( ) work out.
Bono runs for president of the US.
Bono and Cher.
Bono's Search for a rock star.
Bono's 1 hour open-top tours of Dublin : half-price on Sunday 'bloody sundays'
Bono and how he lost 10 stone.
Bono dies on the toilet eating a hamburger.
Bono goes back to college.
Bono - get a free plastic one with every happy meal.
Bono 'I am totally innocent! I picked up the blooded knife at the crime scene' news headline.
Bono and Oprah - a time to love.
Bono takes you on a tour of the Playboy Mansion (actually, this could be quite good!)
Bono on how he felt he was always a woman trapped in a man's body.
Bono's Wrestlemania.
Bono new paperback entitled 'I carried the other 3'.
Bono saying "Do you want fries with that".
Bono marries Pamela Anderson.
Bono 'Where Are They Now?'.
Bono selling maps in Beverly Hills.
Bono's Disney Channel - or YOU TV a Disney franchise.
Bono votes Republican.
Bono votes Democrat.
Bono marries a horse.
You get the picture
One day you see him on some chat show duetting with an 'in' celebrity and you think to yourself "Aw, remember U2. I wish they would reform for a farewell tour" sniff!
Ok? Got the picture!
Do you really think Bono could make a go of it solo or would he drift into the type of celeb who only makes it as a guest on cheesey chat shows who always introduce him as 'the ex-U2 frontman'?
Would his political clout diminish with his fame?
We all know Bono has done some awful duets and has (IMO) the worst musical taste in the band so would his musical career be a disaster also?
I love Bono (in a totally platonic male-bonding way, of course ), but I'd hate to see him fade away.
My nightmare's include -
Bono goes into the Big Brother house.
Bono's own chat show where he duets with no name z-list celebs.
Bono burger van.
Bono's 'Bono sings U2 - all new remixes' double album (available at K-Mart only)
Bono the performing clown.
Bono's New Years Day ( ) work out.
Bono runs for president of the US.
Bono and Cher.
Bono's Search for a rock star.
Bono's 1 hour open-top tours of Dublin : half-price on Sunday 'bloody sundays'
Bono and how he lost 10 stone.
Bono dies on the toilet eating a hamburger.
Bono goes back to college.
Bono - get a free plastic one with every happy meal.
Bono 'I am totally innocent! I picked up the blooded knife at the crime scene' news headline.
Bono and Oprah - a time to love.
Bono takes you on a tour of the Playboy Mansion (actually, this could be quite good!)
Bono on how he felt he was always a woman trapped in a man's body.
Bono's Wrestlemania.
Bono new paperback entitled 'I carried the other 3'.
Bono saying "Do you want fries with that".
Bono marries Pamela Anderson.
Bono 'Where Are They Now?'.
Bono selling maps in Beverly Hills.
Bono's Disney Channel - or YOU TV a Disney franchise.
Bono votes Republican.
Bono votes Democrat.
Bono marries a horse.
You get the picture