bonosleftone
Refugee
I am, gotta be ready for that Philly presale, then gonna smoke dope all day listening to U2
Yahweh said:lol i didnt think U2 fans were potheads
Yahweh said:lol i didnt think U2 fans were potheads
bonosleftone said:I am, gotta be ready for that Philly presale, then gonna smoke dope all day listening to U2
jick said:This is sick to talk about U2 and illegal drugs on the same topic. I hope you guys don't mean what you say. U2 would never support your acts and I am sure would be all agaist illegal drugs being smuggled in their shows.
Cheers,
J
Chizip said:ive never heard that story
Queen Bee said:I have a morning class on Tuesday. I'll be sneaking out a few minutes early to head to the student union's computer center to order my tickets.
"Do you know the story of how Edge lost the Secret of the Universe?" Bono asks. Oh boy, a Hiberian folktale! "No, Bono, tell me."
"It started when Edge got a jar of psychedelic mushrooms," Bono begins, as wise as Uncle Remus. The legend, in summary, goes like this:
Being very scientific, Edge decided that if he was going to sample any psychedelic mushrooms at all, he might as well eat the whole jar. Apparently those were potent fungi. Edge's eyes spun around and his hat flew off his head. He figured he'd better not take a chance on any impressionable members of the U2 Fan Club seeing him like this, so he went upstairs and got into bed. He lay there for awhile and then imagined he heard his wife calling him. He went to the door. No one was there. He went back to bed. And then, amid kaleidoscopes of spinning dimensions like an old Dr. Strange comic, Edge was given the Secret of the Universe.
"Wow!"he thought. "The Secret of the Universe! I'm no fool, I better get this down on tape!" See, Edge reckoned that he was not the first traveler on the astral plane to grok the S.O.T.U., but that others might in thier altered state, just assume they would remember it. That's where they goofed! Edge would take no such chance. He swam over to his shoulder bag and found his Walkman. He turned it on--and began laughing hysterically at the little red light. Finally the scientist within got control, he regained his composure, and spoke the Secret of the Universe into the recorder.
His duty done, he put down the Walkman and exited Earth altogether.
Upon returning the next day, Edge got out of bed, went down to the kitchen for something to ear, and when he opened the refrigerator more than one light went on. "Hey!" Edge said. "I learned the Secret of the Universe and I got it down on tape!" He ran upstairs and found his tape recorder, played it back and heard himself saying, "GN@rjB *a%xr! Kt~rcg#Bigdn fr^azzp!"
Complete gibberish. Badly recorded gibberish, too, as he seemed to have been holding the Walkman upside down when he taped it.