I had a revelation recently about why I don't like NLOTH. I was thinking to myself: "Self", I thought, "the tunes are good enough, and the music is fresher then usual for the 00s, which is fine. So, why do I not like this album?"
For one thing, I find ridiculous songs like "Crazy Tonight" and "Stand Up Comedy" calculated to bad ends, which turns me off. But "Vertigo" was also a highly calulated (and re-worked to death) song, and I think it's great. So, I was still left confused -- why don't I like this album? "Breathe", for example, has a great melody, cool guitar, and an awesome chorus -- yet I can't stand the song.
And then it suddenly hit me:
It's Bono's vocals that ruin it for me!
That is really what turns me off (besides the over-production, but that's inevitable when you're 5 years between albums). I cannot stand Bono's vocal treatment on many of the songs. His voice completely destroys whatever tension or artiness or whatever there is to "Moment of Surrender" -- he comes in right from the start with a high-pitched, full power screetch of a vocal that immediately kills the song for me. The absurd and unnecessary slip into falsetto on the first lines of "Crazy Tonight" (the worst U2 song I've ever heard) is in incredibly bad taste, and the storefront-preacher attempt at a vocal-treatment in "Breathe" is just something that Bono should never try again. Even "Magnificent", probably the best song on the record, is somewhat limited by his over-singing, especially in the opening power chords. (Actually, when he starts singing, I find myself thinking: "Bono, could you shut up so I can hear more of Edge's fine work?")
Besides that, the two songs I really enjoy are "White as Snow" and "Cedars of Lebanon", neither of which features a histrionic vocal (which is probably why I like them). And even "White as Snow" is badly overproduced, with far too many layers of sound for what is just a simple folk song. Nor are the vocals particularly good (but at least they aren't histrionic). "Cedars" is the one perfect song on the record, but it's much too little, too late.
I realize this all sounds kind of harsh, but I don't mean it to. I love Bono and I love his voice. But there's something about the way he's treating the songs recently, which turns me off. I hate to make this comparison, but has anyone ever heard Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey absolutely savage a classic tune? It's called "over-singing", and I think Bono is guilty of it on NLOTH.