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If I go down, I will go down in a blaze of glory. If not, I better get a kickass funeral.
Guess what, deadman:
20,000 posts. Right here, right now.
BAM!
If I go down, I will go down in a blaze of glory. If not, I better get a kickass funeral.
Damn you, Roger! Damn it! Damn you!
Florida sticks out like a sore thumb. Plus, YLB's got the obvious weakness of the bunch. Of course he's first to die.
The real question is, who'll be the last to die for a mistake?
(Probably El_Fa, since this is all a lead up to invading Canadia.)
Guess what, deadman:
20,000 posts. Right here, right now.
BAM!
Ancestors, protect me...
I have the spirits of the animal kingdom. Like the bottle-nosed dolphin and the house cat.
The Great Escape. I've seen it.
I think YLB's twenty feet short.
Don't quit, Beav. Don't even quit.
Don't quit, Beav. Don't even quit.
Don't quit, Beav.
Don't quit, Beav.
.Don't quit.
I'm slightly confused as to why I'm shouting everything and rolling in the mud. I figured I'd be more of the trying to act smarter than I am type as opposed to batshit insane. But, alas, it's all semantics.
And Beav is not really a wizard.
It's fiction, too, you need to keep that in mind, Dan. Plus, Beav is mentally ill. Creative, but, not well in the cabesa.
:spoiler:
It's BASED on a true story. So-ooo, couldn't that mean SOME things are accurate ??
I'm in a car but I'm not a carrot.
I'm slightly confused as to why I'm shouting everything and rolling in the mud. I figured I'd be more of the trying to act smarter than I am type as opposed to batshit insane. But, alas, it's all semantics.
And Beav is not really a wizard.
I don't know, man. I just type shit. There's no plan. I opted to make you a Philly sports obssessed version of the Joker, or some shit. You don't like it? You want to be some sort of pretentious snob? It can be arranged. And I have no idea why that goddamn carrot line makes me laugh.
I don't know, man. I just type shit. There's no plan. I opted to make you a Philly sports obssessed version of the Joker, or some shit. You don't like it? You want to be some sort of pretentious snob? It can be arranged. And I have no idea why that goddamn carrot line makes me laugh.
The Sad Punk
Vintage Punk
"You need to ONE - stop fucking crying. TWO - man up and get over whatever the fuck you're crying about. Jesus. Punk is not sad. Punk is pissed, man. You need to get out there and fucking listen to what The Clash were saying. Were they saying, 'I'll be over here, crying in the corner. Just....you know....stop by sometime. Let me know you care. Give my life meaning....bo whooo whooo whhooo waaahhh.'? FUCK NO! The Clash were saying, 'HEY - SHIT'S FUCKED UP! DO SOMETHING! Stop fucking crying. Goddamn, THAT is PUNK. Sad Punk = emo = teh suck. Fuck, man....hold on, ... I gotta take this call....Holla!.....no....not really....you know, just schoolin' some Bright Eyes fan....uh huh.....really?.....lol, the True Funk Invaders? Hey - jon CRYER - I think I found some friends for you, callin themselves teh True FUnk Invaders...bunch of douche bags, yeah, sorry, anyway, who are you with.....speaking of douche bags.....uh hm....when?.....OH - There you are! HI HI HI!!! See me waving? Yeah, I'm waving!!! I'm jumping!!! SEE ME??? I'M JUMPING AND WAVING NOW!!! How can you not see me? Wait, I'll get on my roof...see me now?.... Are you looking in the right place?....East of the water tower....I AM JUMPING AND WAVING....oh you little wench. You saw me the whole time. You'll pay, missy....anyway, come get me....just so I know, how bad does he stink tonight....uh huh....oh....well, ok then. You promise? .... OK, I'm in. Let's go.....later. Hey, you, go home, burn all your Death Cab CDs, put on some Ramones and rock the funk out. HASTA!"
A flash of light and VP is transported away. The Sad Punk, as is his/her nature, puts on Dashboard Confessional and curses teh night.