Zoots
Blue Crack Supplier
Wow! You're really creative, Uber!!!
< ...whenever you get a chance.
< ...whenever you get a chance.
Lila64 said:you got your work cut out for you UberBeaver
Zootlesque said:
UberBeaver said:LikeNoOneBefore
Cliche Boy
I counted my chickens before they hatched. Didn't see him coming. He rolled like thunder. I was in over my head. LikeNoOneBefore caught me off my guard. A breath of fresh air. I was ill prepared and certainly not overjoyed to see him walk in. I had carved out my niche, I was the epitome of all that had come before, perfected. And then in comes this unique SOB falling like a ton or bricks on my noggin. He turned up the pressure on me. I was feeling the squeeze. Caught red handed was I.
He was on to me, and I opened my big mouth and let the cat out of the bag. The gig was up. I had no one fooled. He saw right through me. He had his ducks in a row and my oars were out of the water. I was full steam ahead when I ran into the brick wall that is LikeNoOneBefore.
Oh, he hasn't heard the last of me. I'll rise like the phoenix and have my revenge. You catch more flies with honey, pal. Think about that. I'll be back. And when I am, I will lay my vengence upon thee. No good deed goes unpunished.
LikeNoOneBefore said:
That amazes me!!! But I'm a girl...but that's okay! I still love it!
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for a vocabulary nerd like me, this is one the funniest damn things I've seen in a while.UberBeaver said:..., "Ah, my old compatriot. You bear aloft thine silver utensil at an angle obtuse, this the effect of such an act will be to have the bovine extract dribble subadjacent to thine chin. Mayhaps a supericumbant method would be to actuate said spoon in a method causing it to remain perpendicular to your scowling face." I kinda just looked at him and was like, "What? You want some Frankenberry?....or like, Coffee?....Glass of milk?..........Should I......like....leave?" And he didn't answer me. Like I was the weirdo. He said the word subadjacent. I had to look that shit up. I didn't think it was even a word. But it is. It means below.....fyi.
...I'd be there with a perp hanging over the side of a building, and he'd call out, "Sanction upon our oppugnant an alms of manumission with the caveat that our rival shall in perpetuity rejoinder no more." And I'd be like, "What?" And the dude I'm holding was like, "Did he tell you to drop me?" And I'd be like, "Uh...SHUT UP you no good villian........DUDE - WTF?"
...he says, "Ill disposed am I not to thee, I kumtux that betwixt us a valley, Brobdingnagianm, collosal, uncrossable. Yet, in perpetuity shall the past endure. And for that, I am beholden." And then runs off. So do I follow him and kick his ass? Do I give him a hug? I have no idea.
UberBeaver said:ZeroDude
Infinity Man
K, the truth is: I'm not really sure if ZeroDude is out to ruin me, if he wants to bring the team together, if he just wants to go out and get a cup of coffe. I honestly don't know. Bottom Line: I can't understand him. I have no WTF he's talking about. It's like one day he started reading Ulysses and his brain never came back to us.
UberBeaver said:
Oh, sorry about that. My chances were 50/50. I guess wrong. No offense.
ZeroDude said:
Nevertheless, understanding Finnegan’s Wake is very much a requisite ability in regards to the prevention of hyper criminality.
UberBeaver said:The Quiet1
Mothers around the world.
Never trust the Quiet 1. The Quiet 1 is the crazy one. He's the one that'll throw you in the back of a van, drive to the woods and cut you up. He'll wear your skin as a jacket. It's always the Quiet 1. Stay away from him. He's no good. He's insane. You never know what the Quiet 1 is thinking, but trust me, it's no good.
TheQuiet1 said:
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say the same thing as LikeNoOneBefore though- I'm a girl. But it's still great!
Thanks, man. I was afraid it was kinda weak.Numb1075 said:Beav, Flysohigh archnemesis had me laughing out loud at work w/ tears streaming down my face
:lowell:UberBeaver said:
Listen, you women need to denote so in all posts from here on in. Preferably with pictures.