Alisaura
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I'm too lazy to cook bacon, as much as I love it, so your theory may go untested...
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I'm too lazy to cook bacon, as much as I love it, so your theory may go untested...
Alisaura
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That you have excellent taste in friends.
I found leftoveer beef and black been in the fridge.
But how long has it bean in the fridge?
*lolz*
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Cin
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fixed.
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I had a nice, healthy McDonalds dinner. Mmm.
Alisaura
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Holy shit, I just poured a shitload of Bailey's into that half glass of milk I had left over from dinner. These glasses are large. 
I have choc.
I also have havarti of unknown status. It's been opened, but the use by isn't until March...
I have choc.
I also have havarti of unknown status. It's been opened, but the use by isn't until March...
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I want some Baileys and milk. 
Alisaura
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Time for Alison drunkposting?
Also, if the cheese has no obvious mould growing on it, go for it.
Unlikely, although I may wobble on my way to bed, if I have to swig this in fairly short order.
Cheese looks good... trim a couple of bits of dried area off... smells good... tastes good!
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A customer once raged at me because her cheese was mouldy.
It was blue cheese.
You can't make this shit up...
It was blue cheese.
You can't make this shit up...
Unlikely, although I may wobble on my way to bed, if I have to swig this in fairly short order.
Cheese looks good... trim a couple of bits of dried area off... smells good... tastes good!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
And good stuff. I may get some cheese of my own soon ...
A customer once raged at me because her cheese was mouldy.
It was blue cheese.
You can't make this shit up...
Oh I have a better story. My uncle, as some of you know, runs a bakery. This woman one day came in and ordered a HAZELNUT LOAF. To purchase this loaf, she had to request it by name. She had to utter the word "hazelnut".
Ten minutes later, my uncle gets a call. It's the woman. She's having an allergic reaction and asks "does your HAZELNUT loaf contain NUTS?"
My uncle literally dropped the phone in shock.
Alisaura
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A customer once raged at me because her cheese was mouldy.
It was blue cheese.
You can't make this shit up...
I actually found genuinely mouldy cheese... or was it dip? I think it was dip, in one of those small "express" supermarkets in the city once... I showed it to the cashier guy, and he peered at it, and said "that's not right"...
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FUCKSSAKE.
The fact that I can well believe this shows how much faith in humanity I've lost through working in retail.
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I actually found genuinely mouldy cheese... or was it dip? I think it was dip, in one of those small "express" supermarkets in the city once... I showed it to the cashier guy, and he peered at it, and said "that's not right"...
At my old work, we found some cheese at the back of the chiller...once we'd blasted the fungus away, we discovered it expired in 2000!! (This is in 2007. Believe it or not, that place is closed now...)
Dear gods... a Darwin award waiting to happen.
I was almost disappointed it didn't happen there and then!
Cin
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Hey I got road raged today!
Long story but some guy in a big black tinted windowed 4wd thought I'd done somthing wrong by travelling at the speed limit and indicating, then turning into the lane he wanted to be in. Heaven forbid!! He sat on the horn, rode right up my arse and followed me through a few streeets hurling abuse. A little scary, had Clint in the car but he might have gotten into a fight! I was fairly calm but it would have been kinda funny to see some douch with tipped hair going off at a tiny lady who really didnt' care.
Long story but some guy in a big black tinted windowed 4wd thought I'd done somthing wrong by travelling at the speed limit and indicating, then turning into the lane he wanted to be in. Heaven forbid!! He sat on the horn, rode right up my arse and followed me through a few streeets hurling abuse. A little scary, had Clint in the car but he might have gotten into a fight! I was fairly calm but it would have been kinda funny to see some douch with tipped hair going off at a tiny lady who really didnt' care.
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What a shock...
Cin
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FUCKSSAKE.
The fact that I can well believe this shows how much faith in humanity I've lost through working in retail.
Retail makes you lose faith in most human beings ability to be rational.
Thank god we don't sell food at our store!
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What a twat!!
Alisaura
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Retail makes you lose faith in most human beings ability to be rational.
Thank god we don't sell food at our store!
Have you still got paisley corduroy (corduruoy? however you spell that) from the '70s stashed in the back somewhere?
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This is my response pretty much to a 't'.
Have you still got paisley corduroy (corduruoy? however you spell that) from the '70s stashed in the back somewhere?
If they did, Cin's probably swiped it by now.
Alisaura
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That's something... would have been a bit awkward if someone from the... what do you call them, health and safety mob, had paid a surprise visit!
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