Penguin, Tasmania Superthread

[Cin]

Pet turtle would rule so hard.


dammit, don't know what to have for tea. Could have MiGoreng but would have to wash bowl. Two big bags of prawn crackers sitting next to me are looking mighty good but that isn't a very good dinner.

 

[Slopsy]

Cats and pet rodents probably go together like chocolate and bacon...

You mean AMAZINGLY? Good stuff! *buysmice*

 

[Alisaura]

Awww! I've always wanted a mouse, or a guinea pig.
Or a rabbit.

But I couldn't live without cats, and I don't think they could coexists so well!

Cats and pet rodents probably go together like chocolate and bacon...

 

[Axver]

I don't like dogs at all. Besides the fact I'm way too sensitive to dog hair and end up with asthma and a runny nose whenever I'm around most breeds, I find them to be dribbly doofuses or just plain daft. I'm willing to make exceptions some of the time for jack russells and border collies.

Cats, on the other hand? I adore cats so much. I'm not sure I could bring myself to have one again, but I adore them.

 

[Slopsy]

Dogs
a) Scare the shit out of me
b) REEK to high heaven
c) Are dumb as arse.

I would never get a dog. And I hate it when I go to people's houses and they seem to think I'm going to ENJOY getting mauled by their horrible old dog and then won't call it off. Gah.

 

[Alisaura]

I had mice but they scared me so I let them go in a paddock.

I think the local wild mouse population enjoyed the leftover bucket of mouse feed that stayed in the garage for years afterwards.

 

[Alisaura]

You mean AMAZINGLY? Good stuff! *buysmice*

So much for that scepticism!

 

[Slopsy]

So much for that scepticism!

No no, I was sceptical of the cheese/chocolate combination. Chocolate bacon I have done, and believe me it's orgasmic.

 

[Alisaura]

Proof that someone working for the meter installation company has a sense of humour...

At work, we sometimes get emails from the installers telling us that a meter is faulty, or a particular house has some sort of hazard associated with it... one email yesterday said that the guy noted a major trip hazard which was very hard to avoid, and attached a photo... of a fluffy white and grey cat.

 

[Slopsy]

Are you serious? And is there pictoral evidence?!

Oh man, you missed it?!? Yeah, hold on a sec...

 

[Alisaura]

No no, I was sceptical of the cheese/chocolate combination. Chocolate bacon I have done, and believe me it's orgasmic.

Are you serious? And is there pictoral evidence?!

 

[Axver]

Dogs
a) Scare the shit out of me
b) REEK to high heaven
c) Are dumb as arse.

I would never get a dog. And I hate it when I go to people's houses and they seem to think I'm going to ENJOY getting mauled by their horrible old dog and then won't call it off. Gah.

THIS. I'm wary of any large dog dribbling/clambering all over me, and they're consistently thick as shit. I realise cats are usually just using you for food and shelter, but at least they're smart, can feign adorable affection, and DON'T GODDAMN DRIBBLE EVERYWHERE.

I wish all dogs were as well trained and well mannered as guide dogs. Then I might reconsider my attitude.

 

[Slopsy]

Could this get any better? I thought so...

What to do? Oh yes. CHOCOLATE...

 

[Axver]

Proof that someone working for the meter installation company has a sense of humour...

At work, we sometimes get emails from the installers telling us that a meter is faulty, or a particular house has some sort of hazard associated with it... one email yesterday said that the guy noted a major trip hazard which was very hard to avoid, and attached a photo... of a fluffy white and grey cat.

Oh that's excellent.

 

[Cin]

Dogs are doofuses Ax, that's kinda the part I like. I find them too much effort though. Would feel constantly guilty for leaving them in the yard at night and don't have the steeliness to discipline one properly.

Cats, well you know my feeling on cats.

 

[Slopsy]

Here's the chocolate bacon

PURE SEX doesn't even begin to describe how good this was.

 

[Slopsy]

My aim in life is to be a crazy cat lady!

 

[Alisaura]

bacon

chocolate


Together? ... well, maybe it's like McDonald's sundaes and chips...

 

[Axver]

Together? ... well, maybe it's like McDonald's sundaes and chips...

I still don't get your hype about that.

 

[Slopsy]

bacon

chocolate


Together? ... well, maybe it's like McDonald's sundaes and chips...

YES. Yes it's just like that!
Once you've tried it, you'll never go back.

 

[Cin]

I still don't get your hype about that.

Are you serious? It is one of the best things ever

 

[Slopsy]

Are you serious? It is one of the best things ever

 

[Axver]

I think that ... at least half of my female friends have "crazy cat lady" as one of their ambitions in life.

What does this say about me.

 

[Alisaura]

An hour till bed time... what to do/eat?

 

[Slopsy]

I think that ... at least half of my female friends have "crazy cat lady" as one of their ambitions in life.

What does this say about me.

You have awesome friends?

 

[Axver]

Are you serious? It is one of the best things ever

It's perfectly bland! The ice cream neutralises the chips and makes it an utterly pointless endeavour. If I want to waste chips, sure! But I like my chups, bro.

 

[Alisaura]

I still don't get your hype about that.

I dunno about hype... it just works, contrary to all expectation.

 

[Cin]

My aim in life is to be a crazy cat lady!

I hear ya sister

 

[Cin]

I think that ... at least half of my female friends have "crazy cat lady" as one of their ambitions in life.

What does this say about me.

That you have excellent taste in friends.


I found leftoveer beef and black been in the fridge.

 

[Axver]

An hour till bed time... what to do/eat?

I recommend cheese.

I always recommend cheese.