Opening night -- Bono will most likely do one/all of the following (add your own)...

[nathan1977]

1. Do some kind of acrobatic move resulting in a fall.

2. Lose his voice halfway through the set.

3. Forget the words to more than a few songs (the most likely for some reason being "Streets", which he somehow always manages to mangle).

4. Do some crotch thrusting.

5. Prosletyze.

** Please note, this thread is not meant to mock Bono, but simply to point out that opening night is always a little rough....

 

[Desert Dog]

Shake and sweat his hairpiece loose

 

[U2dork]

prance...


Oh, and probably kiss someone...

 

[Dragonfave]

Probably "lip-lock" with a female fan for 3 consecutive minutes.

 

[korczykp]

3. Forget the words to more than a few songs (the most likely for some reason being "Streets", which he somehow always manages to mangle).
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shhhhhhhhhhh... it's called ad libbing... he's got mad skills

 

[Canadiens1131]

I want to run, I want to slide!

 

[sindaddy]

say something like "Thanks for spending your hard earned on a rock show"

 

[impy13]

Lose a pair of sunglasses

 

[ruffian]

Probably "lip-lock" with a female fan for 3 consecutive minutes.

*raises hand and volunteers to be that fan*
i'll take one for the team.

 

[lauren430]

wish that I were in the audience

 

[Eliv8]

He will have a 'bullfight' with Edge

 

[neutral]

ruffian!


Hmm I think he will treat us to some of his "dancing" for sure , he's been practicing a lot it seems.




And I predict he'll nearly choke Edge during the "give me what I want and no one gets hurt" line.

 

[bonoed]

"we're an Irish rock and roll band from Dublin City, Ireland, and (fill in the blanks)."

 

[starsgoblue]

He will cry when he sees I'm not in the GA crowd and realizes he has to wait until May to bite me

 

[U2Girl1978]

He will cry when he sees I'm not in the GA crowd and realizes he has to wait until May to bite me

 

[Super_Fan]

Bono would be like what the heck is that sign? I think I remember that and I laugh at something similar to that in Miami 4 years ago.

 

[neutral]

"we're an Irish rock and roll band from Dublin City, Ireland, and (fill in the blanks)."

and this is our first record

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

He will cry when he sees I'm not in the GA crowd and realizes he has to wait until May to bite me

I was going to say the same but insert Larry's name in place of Bono's.


I definitely predict a Bono fall.

 

[RademR]

"You have to be one of the smartest audiences"

and give the long intro speech about Chris Nolan before Miracle Drug...

 

[Bono's Betty]

Intro speech about his father being a tenor before they play "sometimes"

 

[Sicy]

Re: Opening night -- Bono will most likely do one/all of the following (add your own)...

1. Do some kind of acrobatic move resulting in a fall.

2. Lose his voice halfway through the set.

3. Forget the words to more than a few songs (the most likely for some reason being "Streets", which he somehow always manages to mangle).

4. Do some crotch thrusting.

5. Prosletyze.

** Please note, this thread is not meant to mock Bono, but simply to point out that opening night is always a little rough....

all of the above

 

[BAW]

"the man who gave us our first and only job, Larry Mullen Jr!"

 

[*Ally*]

drop a guitar pick!

 

[-macphisto-]

" Theres been alot of talk about this next song, maybe a little bit too much talk, this song is not a love song, this song is A Man and a Woman"

 

[Numb1075]

LOL @ Macphisto23

I think we'll see the ol' Vertigo ipod commerical leg kick, followed by Bono in a wheel chair for the rest of the gig - apparently pulling out his back & groin.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

run like a girl

 

[nathan1977]

LOL @ Macphisto23

I think we'll see the ol' Vertigo ipod commerical leg kick, followed by Bono in a wheel chair for the rest of the gig - apparently pulling out his back & groin.

Actually, that kick was copyright "Napoleon Dynamite" first...

 

[sfu2doc]

Didn't he fall off the heart stage platform in Miami on the first night of Elevation? I was there and seem to remember this.

How about lie down on the b-stage ramp during one of Edge's guitar solos?

Great thread.

 

[bridonohue]

start a family row over a song out of key

 

[neutral]

Didn't he fall off the heart stage platform in Miami on the first night of Elevation? I was there and seem to remember this.

Yes he did.