youvedonewhat
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Well, with all this controversy regarding the reptilian Lola Cashman and her abuse of our band, I'm wondering if there's a vacancy now?
So, er.... I'm thinking: what kinda job would I like to do for U2?
Organise and catalogue Edges' gitaars and plucks?
Hang about waiting for Larry's hair to grow so I can book him an appointment with some stylist...(of course, I'd have to be there just to make comment on what kinda job she/he was doing. 'Oh, you missed a bit there. I think you'd better take your shirt off, Larry. Make sure there's no untidy ends left at your neck.'
Make sure that Adam had a good supply of teas and a variety of places for him to chill out in privacy.. (course, I'd hafta go with him to make sure he wasn't disturbed by journalists or photographers).
And finally: what would I do for Bono...
Ah, Bono...
Well, maybe he needs someone to run his bath, fluff up his toweling robe, y'know, be there to dry him off...
....yeah...I could live with that..and y'know, I think I might even do that fer free...
So, er.... I'm thinking: what kinda job would I like to do for U2?
Organise and catalogue Edges' gitaars and plucks?
Hang about waiting for Larry's hair to grow so I can book him an appointment with some stylist...(of course, I'd have to be there just to make comment on what kinda job she/he was doing. 'Oh, you missed a bit there. I think you'd better take your shirt off, Larry. Make sure there's no untidy ends left at your neck.'
Make sure that Adam had a good supply of teas and a variety of places for him to chill out in privacy.. (course, I'd hafta go with him to make sure he wasn't disturbed by journalists or photographers).
And finally: what would I do for Bono...
Ah, Bono...
Well, maybe he needs someone to run his bath, fluff up his toweling robe, y'know, be there to dry him off...
....yeah...I could live with that..and y'know, I think I might even do that fer free...