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Time Out -- 2/6 Stars
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Who rates out of 6 stars?
Q and RS supposedly gave it 5 stars. So.
Time Out -- 2/6 Stars
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Who rates out of 6 stars?
Q and RS supposedly gave it 5 stars. So.
Yeah RS definitely did. You can see it on the cover which is on their website.
It's not that people think that they hate hate U2. But most people see a Radiohead album getting 9.3 and think: "What the hell? Why?" and then see U2 getting 5.0 or 6.9 and it gets even worse. Snowball effect. I myself love Radiohead... but there's a lot of people which don't and I, actually, don't agree with a 9.3 for Hail to the Thief, for example. And that's just the famous example. Take Animal Collective's MMP getting a 9.6, and A LOT of people don't like AC, including myself. So when we see U2 getting rates that "low" when albums that we don't care about getting 9.0 or more it creates that feeling. And there's the fact that Pitchfork is kinda arrogant.
So, basically, you're saying that they should not give good grades to things that you don't really like?
ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: The 12th studio album from Ireland's biggest rock export is another Brian Eno/Daniel Lanois collaboration, and perhaps to be in tune with the more somber end-of-the-decade mood, it's a slightly grayer take on the band's big-epic-everything sound, with the tempos generally staying in the "mid" range. The real mix of "No Line On The Horizon" is a little more plodding than the version that serves as the B-side to lead single "Get On Your Boots", while the one-two jab that follows, "Magnificent" and "Moment Of Surrender," seems to be Bono's attempt to show that he crate-digs at Dublin record shops for mid-'90s dance 12-inches. Those two tracks amount to nearly 13 minutes of Horizon's 53-minute running time, and perhaps they would have served the rest of the record better if they'd been placed later on the album. Because of that slow start, and the U2-on-33 feeling that pervades the songs that follow, it's hard not to listen to Horizon feeling that this album was recorded while everyone was kinda distracted (perhaps by the problems plaguing every corner of the globe?). I guess that makes it in tune with the times—who knows, perhaps this album was actually designed to be listened to on shuffle with the rest of a listener's record collection while multitasking.
THE BEST TRACK: Aside from the alternate mix of the title track? OK, OK—"Stand Up Comedy" will probably sound great on the radio, thanks to a siren-call guitar solo, a gasping-Bono vocal line, and ridiculous Messiah-complex lyrics (including a line about "helping God across the road like a little old lady"!).
No, I'm saying why people tend to think Pitchfork hates U2. U2 is our favorite band, while Radiohead and AC not. And when we see it getting such "low" rates, there's the impression that Pitchfork doesn't like U2. Not my case. Just trying to explain what makes people think that.
RS has given it 5 stars? I would be excited, but they also gave Springsteen's last one 5 stars and Mick Jagger's SOLO PROJECT a few years ago 5 stars. Basically if you're friends with wenner, or if you've been around for a while, they'll give you a 4 or 5 star rating. I wonder if they'll call it the 4th masterpiece?
Well, I can see what you're saying. But I guess few people, even in a U2 message board, would make the argument that their last two albums deserved a better review than they received. On the contrary, I would say. Apart from the past two albums, U2 never really got a bad review from Pitchfork (despite their somewhat negative comments about Zooropa). I think the comparison to AC and Radiohead is not really accurate, particularly with the former, as to a large extent the high grades are related to the ground-breaking artistic work of these bands, something that U2 didn't attempt in the 00s.
Oh, I don't think the given rates are wrong. Bomb getting 6.9 is kinda fair, I'm just saying that a U2 fan that doesn't like bands that Pitchfork tend to be biased get the feeling "Why can't U2 recieve such grades?". Ok, I don't like AC and I do think that 9.6 is a little too much, but I do understand why they gave that rate. And I love Radiohead, but to me HTTT getting 9.3 is a little too much. But that's subjective. So, I don't disagree with their rates, but they do are biased and given the "low" U2 rates and Pitchfork's arrogance we get a snowball effect where it seems that they hate U2.
Anyway, I do have a problem with ATYCLB getting 5.0 (I think).
finally the real 3rd masterpiece. FINALLY. this one was for real U2 fans.
NO LINE ON THE HORIZON
By Shawn Bonneau
I have had the chance to hear U2’s 12th studio album, “No Line on the Horizon” all the way through. I listened to the CD three times now. The songs are ordered from my personal favorite to least. Remembering, of course, that U2 songs tend to swap around in my list of favorites. Let’s begin..
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STAND UP COMEDY
This one made it to my favorite spot after three full length listens. “SUC” does not indeed SUC. It is straight out rock white The Edge chopping away at the guitar. The lyrics are easy to fallow and are very catchy. I give this song 10 points. It is rare that I give U2 10 points. This one will be a rocker live.
Favorite lyric: “Stop helping God across the road like a little old lady”
UNKNOWN CALLER
Every U2 fan will enjoy this one. UC is very mellow. It has a laid back “ohh”, classic Bono style, chorus. Producer, Brian Eno has definitely put his say into this one. I can see U2 working it a bit differently live, like most songs. I give this one 10 points as well
Favorite lyric: “Restart and reboot yourself, you’re free to go”
MAGNIFICENT
Magnificent is, well, just that. I love the slow build up with the Nintendo type sound effects that are displayed throughout the album. The Edge’s guitar is outstanding. It chimes it’s way through the entire song. This song, in my opinion, would be the best concert opener. Another song with 10 points. I have never given a U2 more than two songs with 10 points!
Favorite lyric: “Only love can leave such a mark, only love can leave such a scar”
BREATHE
Straight out rock right here. Breathe has it all. Bono rambles on like Bob Dylan in the verses, leaving the chorus duet with The Edge chilling. Again, Edge’s guitar playing is top notch. This song will leave you wanting more. Again, 10 points!
Favorite lyric: “Everyday I have to find the courage to walk out into the street with arms out, got a love you can’t defeat”
I’LL GO CRAZY IF I DON’T GO CRAZY TONIGHT
Keeping strong, IGC is another rocker. The chorus is classic U2. I give this one 9 points out of 10. Starting to dip, but not too far.
Favorite lyric: “Do you believe me or are you doubt, we’re gonna make it all the way to the light”
NO LINE ON THE HORIZON
The title track is pretty good. Not the best, but good. It will be a great live rocker, that is a given. Dipping down to 7 out of 10 points.
Favorite lyric: “I know a girl who’s like the sea, I can see her changing everyday for me”
CEDARS OF LEBANON
Very Johnny Cash here. I love this song. Quiet, good closer for the album. I can see them doing this acoustic on the tour. 7 point out of 10.
Favorite lyric: “Choose your enemies wisely cause they will define you”
MOMENT OF SURRENDER
This is mostly a jam, some Brian Eno spots. Good piano playing and great solos by The Edge. It’s long and trippy like a classic rock CD. It’s almost something you’d hear Eric Clapton play. 6 out of 10 points.
Favorite lyric: “It’s not if I believe in love, does love believe in me”
FEZ - BEING BORN
Title from the Fez Morocco songwriting sessions is a given. A very Revolution 9 style. It sounds like Brian Eno got drunk one night and pasted a bunch of audio together. But, this is very cleaver. It is not a bad track. 5 out of 10 points.
Favorite lyric: “Let me in the sound”
GET ON YOUR BOOTS
Perhaps not the best choice for a lead off single. GOYB does have it moments, but they are hard to come by. Live, it just doesn’t work well. 3 out of 10 points.
Favorite lyric: “The future needs a big kiss”
WHITE AS SNOW
Another Bono story telling time. It’s an okay song, but not the best. Very slow. Weird placing on the album. It’s third to last, with a rocker afterwards, before another slow song. I give it 2 out of 10 points.
Favorite lyric: “Where might we find a land as white as snow”
SMB