My first (finished) script *be gentle*

[Ana]

*It's early Friday morning and the PLEBA gals are getting ready for work while Lemonboy is in the kitchen deciding what to prepare for breakfast*

Lemonboy: What to do???? Ummm... let's see *ponders for a moment* Aha!!! I've got it!!! *grabs milk and eggs from the fridge and Spinny enters*
Spinny: Good Morning, Lemonboy *grabs a cup odf coffee* so what's for breakfast today?
Lemonboy: Good Morning, Spinny. Well today I've decided to prepare "pancakes a-la Lemonboy" *starts to mix the ingredients*
Spinny: *chuckles* so the main ingredient will be lemon, uh?
Lemonboy: *grins* Maybe. Maybe not.
Spinny: I only hope this time we don't have to eat pancakes made out of Jello
Scottphisto: *From a distant place* I HEARD THAAAAAAAT!!!!

*Spinny and Lemonboy laugh while a bunch of PLEBA gals enter the kitchen and sit on the table*

Discoteque: Hey fellas! Is breakfast ready? It's getting late for me
Mona: And I'm starvin'
Lemonboy: I'm almost done, ladies. You'll have to wait a little more. But perhaps you'd like to try these *hands the girls a basket full of moofins*
Clarity: OOOOOOOhh moofins! *tastes one* HMMM!!! Larry's recipe, Lemonboy?
Lemonboy: Yep. How did you knew?
Clarity: *chokes and coughs a little* Errmmm... I think I'll skip breakfast, thank you, bye!!! *runs away with the moofin basket*
Mad1: What the fook?! I didn't got a moofin! *pouts*

Ok stay tuned!!!

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~beLIEve~
A girl with a fetish for Bono's nose and boots!

 

[spinninghead77]

Sounds good so far Ana! and I am in it!! You Rock!! I can't wait to see how it turns out!!

*Runs to the lunchroom to buy a moooofin*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Good job ana

I can't wait to hear the rest

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

IT'S A MUSICAL JOURNEY!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-08-2002).]

 

[Ana]

Macphisto: *enters glamorously* Will this do, darling?
Mona: A TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!
Mad1: *grins* thanks, Mac. *takes a bite* But what the fook are you doing here???
Macphisto: *chuckles* funny you ask, Maddie darling. You see, I've been asking myself the same question since I woke up and saw beautiful Bluey by my side *sighs happily*
Lemonboy: *mumbles* bragger...
Mona: And the twinkie??? Don't tell us you like those 'cuz we won't buy it
Macphisto: *grins* To tell you the truth, a good friend of mine was kind enough to share with me a good amount of this "particular and cheap" pastry. And being as caring as I am, I'm willing to donate these kinkyes...
Clarity: *clears throat* Mackie, they're called twinkies
Macphisto: *blush* umm... yes... "twinkies" to the PLEBA mansion.
Everyone: *cheers*
Macphisto: *shoves a box into the kitchen filled with twinkies* Here they are. Help yourselves, darlings! *everyone takes a twinkie*
Bluey: *from her bedroom* MAAAACKIEEEEEE!!!!
The Fly: Hey babes!! *sees Mac and Lemonboy* and gents! Good morning to all!
MissVelvetDress_75: What are you doing here, Fly??
Ana:The question is: What are BOTH the Fly and Macphisto doing here?
Macphisto and Fly: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Ana: OK , stupid question.
Bluey: *moaning* MAAAAC!!!!! FLYYYYYYYYY?!
The Fly: OH I forgot ! Mac, have you found any tylenol? My sugar cube is really needing it.
Macphisto: Lemonboy, do you have any painkillers? My poor angel is having a terrible headache.
Lemonboy: Yeah. Follow me please *Mac follows Lemonboy*
The Fly: *sees the almost emptied twinkie carton* G..girls... Where did you get this? *frowns*
EPandAmerica: Mackie did the sweetest thing. He donated these to the PLEBA mansion. Want some? *offers her twinkie to the Fly*
The Fly: No, thanks sweetie. What I want is some piece of that crappy-horny-old-ass devil!!!
Mackie : *reentering the kitchen* Talking about me, mr. dipterous?
The Fly: You fucking bastard!!!!!!!!!! You took my twinkies reserve!!!!

Everyone:

Macphisto: *swallows hard*
Bluey: Maaaaac!!!!!!! Fly!!!! You stupid arses hurry up!!!!!!!!
Macphisto: Will you excuse me, there's someone who needs me. *rushes almost running to the door*
The Fly: You're not getting away with this you fucking gold chicken!!! *runs after Macphisto*

*Everyone laughs at the scene and start to eat their breakfast*
Spinny: Lemonboy! These pancakes are delicious!!!
Lemonboy:Thank you Spinny. Everyone else liked it?
*Everyone nods*
Ana: Hey guys: Where's Mullen-Girl? Is she still on bed?
Lemonboy: Yep. She's not feeling very good. She decided to rest all day.
Mona: Boy! Is she gonna get bored.
Lemonboy: I hope not. I gave her the Rattle and Hum video earlier. Maybe she'll have some fun watching it.
Spinny: I'm sure she won't only have fun with it
*girls giggle*
Lemonboy:

Ana: I guess there's something we could do to make her feel better
Spinny: I wish I could. But I've got to get running. I'm getting late to work again!
Ana: You're not the only one...
Mona: *singing* staring at the suuun
Everyone: MOONAAA!!
Mona: Ok ok ,sheeesh

Ana: Maybe when we get here after work we can work something out.
Spinny: Good idea, Ana
*the girls finish their food and head to work. And Mona goes to school, of course*

More to come!

 

[Desire4Bono]

Cute story

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

very funny...thanks for allowing me to make a cameo.

 

[EPandAmerica]

Cool script Ana! Anything with multiple Bono's ... well it's gotta be good.

 

[Discoteque]

*dashes to the grocery store desperately looking for some Kinkies*

 

[WildHonee]

*spawn*

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

"This DEFINATELY needs a disclaimer before the post! Women and small children and Mona may die!" ~Fishy~

"I still believe that you're the Smut Messiah"

The Man Corral

 

[Ana]

I must inform you that I will no longer be able to reply today. I'm getting shut down *sheds a tear*
Have fun girlies and also a beautiful weekend!

My bf/boss and me on a work day:

This is how he makes me feel:

This is when I get tired of hearing him complaining:

WOW! I'm feeling much better now!!!

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~beLIEve~
A girl with a fetish for Bono's nose and boots!

 

[bono-vox]

I'm totally loving all these scripts at the moment...i wish i were so talented and funny. excellent ana

 

[Lemonboy]

Yay!!! I had Script withdrawal and then I stumble upon this!!

Hillrious!!

Keep em coming!

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"Master of sexual innuendo"

"PLEBA Mansion Bootler"

"Proud member of the U2 gender"

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
*dashes to the grocery store desperately looking for some Kinkies*

Can you pick up a box for me? Thank you.